I only took the lowers!!! It helps with the tuba playing!!

Good evening folks. Today has been one hot day! Later we will hear how
hot it will be tommorow! Investigations have shown a tornado has caused
the death of the most firefighters in history! This has happened in
Charleston. My heart goes out for the families and friends of these
brave heros! Let's all take some time in our daily schedule and give
thanks we have heros like these fire fighters! No joke in this, this
happened!


Now back to the news! Greeneyehippiechick has beeen attacked by flying
roaches! We were able to get a response from one of those flying
critters and he had this to say: Well she sees us as attacking, but
really, why all the hate? Come on, have a little love in your heart! I
mean really, what is so bad about us? Is it because Disney turned down
Joe's Apartment, i mean come on?? Really?? and now sports!

Hello folks, mondaynight raw showed a memorial of it's father vince
mcmahon, it appears he blew up in his limo, we laid down on the floor
with David Hasselhoff as he drunkenly ate his cheeseburger as he
commented on one of his closest friends: Vince really will be missed,
but this cheeseburger is soo nasty.......... Germany loves me, can I
call Mel again??? ok,ok, we left him when he took off his shirt and
interviewed Stone Cold Steve Austin instead: Oh hell yeh Vince is dead,
the sum***** had it coming, now get out of my way I have a beer date
with a sum***** by the name of David! More when we return! lmao

mach!! you are horrible!!
good thing you are cute or no one would talk to you..
hehhehehehehehe

Flash!! Paris Hilton tried smuggling 10 inmates out of prison
today!!They were hiding in her crack!!!

Bonny Miss...Paging Bonny Miss..to answer your question from way
back...lol. David Beckham is NOW a pro player...playing for a team in
the U.S. He will be paid the 50 million a year to defect from Great
Britain. This is him in my picture. He has dyed his hair blonde

lakeman.. youa re a dork too.. hehe

Thank you Tin Lizzie...I resemble that remark!!!

i could tell... and if you keep callin me lizzie then ppl will catch on
to my REAL name!!!!
heeheh

i could tell... and if you keep callin me lizzie then ppl will catch on
to my REAL name!!!!
heeheh

McDonalds has an add in all their windows at the drive through now that
simply states: EATING A MCDONALD CHEESEBURGER WHILE DRUNK ON THE FLOOR
MAY RESULT IN NASTY TASTE, MCDONALDS ACHEIVES IT'S BEST IN PRODUCING THE
MOST TASTY CHEESEBURGERS BUT WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR SOMEONE EATING THESE
BURGERS WHILE DRUNK ON THE FLOOR! ALSO NOTE, MCDONALDS WILL SERVE AND
NOT DISCRIMINATE IF YOU ARE INDEED TOXICATED, HELL MAY EVEN CHARGE YOU A
LITTLE EXTRA, AFTER ALL YOU'LL BE ON THE FLOOR SOON EATING THE QUARTER
POUNDER AND NOT EVEN REALIZE NO PRICE! And the director and satr of the
hit documentary "SUPER SIZE ME' is in production of his latest docu,
simply called "DRUNK ON THE FLOOR EATING A SUPERSIZED BURGER"! lmao

W T F ?! ? !? ?! ?! ?!





you are wierd!!!
hehehehehehheheehehheheehehehehhe

In other news, Tom Cruise is in negotiations to star in the biggest
blockbuster since CON-AIR! Yes Tomkat has considered playing in the
movie version of the play CATS! HE will be singing and dacing all over
the big screen! Tom Cruise in CATS? wtf? yeh but think about it, Tom
Cruise, THE LAST SAMURIA?? I think CATS is a better fit! lmao

In other news...Mach25 has been reported missing...Witnesses say they
saw him climbing in with the other 9 inmates Paris smuggled out of jail
and he hasn't been seen since....If you have any information on the
whereabouts of this shady character...PLEASE call crimestoppers!!!!!!!!

mach i know the real newz

hehehehe

adj4u has came out of the closet today, more on this report and the
latest news on the war in Iraq at 11, stay tuned!

OMG MACH i just took the time to read this entire thread and u a fu**in
hilarious. i am offically a fan!

Michael Jackson in a shocking home video, on the floor drunk playing
with his pet monkey at never ranch and even more shocking.... David
Hasselhoff on the floor drunk spankning hi monkey! Tonight at 11!

Hasselhoff has a monkey, too? SheNerd, Hasselhoff is copying you!!!!

its time for the 5 oclock new where's mach.