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Topic: Why is it
newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Thu 04/22/10 04:30 PM
when you are feeling really good and the worlds off your back. There is always a pigeon that comes and chits on your hood......

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76392	Thu 04/22/10 04:33 PM
It never fails...............most likely cause they have had a chitty day.......... Sooooooooooo really piss them off shrug it off and walk away smiling....

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Thu 04/22/10 04:33 PM
damn that pidgeon! look at the bright side, it couldn't been a flock of seagulls....

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Thu 04/22/10 04:35 PM
ya know...pigeons need relief too

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76392	Thu 04/22/10 04:36 PM


newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Thu 04/22/10 04:50 PM
Some people just get off by turning those screws......

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21488	Thu 04/22/10 04:54 PM
I solve that problem by never washing my car.

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Thu 04/22/10 04:55 PM
I solve that problem by never washing my car. I don't either. It will rain soon enough....

_The_Sugar_Fire_ Joined Fri 04/09/10 Posts: 487	Thu 04/22/10 04:57 PM
I know this isn't the sex forum, but did you know that birds masturbate?? You thought that was chit on your car!!

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21488	Thu 04/22/10 04:57 PM
Then let the poopers poop, smile and drive on my friend.

skydancingA Joined Mon 11/30/09 Posts: 1605	Thu 04/22/10 04:59 PM
Some people just get off by turning those screws...... Anybody else need a cig?

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Thu 04/22/10 05:07 PM
Ya'll are funny. I know Mo good advice. I will say one thing. If I ever, which I won't, mention the word marriage please hit me upside the head with a baseball bat. Thank You.........

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Thu 04/22/10 05:24 PM
Ya'll are funny. I know Mo good advice. I will say one thing. If I ever, which I won't, mention the word marriage please hit me upside the head with a baseball bat. Thank You......... be the first in line anything for a friend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ve5Hr_M6E

TxsSun Joined Wed 05/20/09 Posts: 14582	Thu 04/22/10 05:27 PM
Ya'll are funny. I know Mo good advice. I will say one thing. If I ever, which I won't, mention the word marriage please hit me upside the head with a baseball bat. Thank You......... Wow, you were.gonna get married again?

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Thu 04/22/10 05:33 PM
Not in this lifetime.......

TxsSun Joined Wed 05/20/09 Posts: 14582	Thu 04/22/10 05:41 PM
You should join our club.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Thu 04/22/10 05:45 PM
when you are feeling really good and the worlds off your back. There is always a pigeon that comes and chits on your hood...... As long as the pigeon doesn't chit in your eye, life is good.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Thu 04/22/10 05:46 PM
Run for cover!

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21488	Thu 04/22/10 05:51 PM
Ya'll are funny. I know Mo good advice. I will say one thing. If I ever, which I won't, mention the word marriage please hit me upside the head with a baseball bat. Thank You......... If the thought ever enters your mind, just go out and get a burrito as big as your head and thank God that you won't be sharing your bed with somebody who also ate one.

littleike Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 4325	Thu 04/22/10 05:53 PM
damn that pidgeon! look at the bright side, it couldn't been a flock of seagulls.... or a flying cow