Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a *****. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started giving hand jobs when you were 12, but now, you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19, you're gonna be a worn-out, chalky skin, burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ball park?

- Brian Griffin in Barley Legal

Joanne: If we find anyone alive, what do you think they will be like?

Zac Hobson: We might find all manner of horrors. Politicians... Transvestites...

- The Quiet Earth

Api: You coming?

Joanne: I wouldn't ride with you if you were the last man on Earth.

Api: I'm workin' on it.


- The Quiet Earth

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ***... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

George Nada (Roddy Piper)

Joanne: God blinked, and the whole world disappeared?


- The Quiet Earth

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Now it places the lotion in the basket.

Catherine Martin: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It places the lotion in the basket.

Catherine Martin: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Put the ****ing lotion in the basket!


Silence of the Lambs

Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!

The Outlaw Josey Wales

Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
(fight club)

I am the Devil.. and Im here to do the Devils work

Devils Rejects

Jody: What's out there?

Mike: I don't know. It was little, and brown and low to the ground.

Jody: Ahh, it was probably just a gopher in heat.


- Phantasm

Boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.

Neo: What truth?

Boy: There is no spoon.

Neo: There is no spoon?

Boy: Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

~ The Matrix


Cameron Poe: Put... the bunny... back... in the box.
~ Con Air

Billy Bob Thornton: She's insane to a SPECTACULAR level!



- Bandits

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.



Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"

M.S.: It plays, it PLAYS!



- Madame Souzatska

Quadrophenia


Jimmy to his boss: Yeah I'll tell you what you can do with your eye-teeth and your job, you can take the mail and the frankin machine and all that other rubbish I have to go about with and you can stuff them right up your arse!

Mickey: The whole world's comin' to an end, Mal!

Mallory: I see angels, Mickey. They're comin' down for us from heaven. And I see you ridin' a big red horse, and you're driving them horses, whippin' 'em, and the're spitting and frothing all 'long the mouth, and the're coming right at us. And I see the future, and there's no death, 'cause you and I, we're angels...

Mickey: I love you, Mal.

Mallory: I know you do baby, and I've loved you since the day we met.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHRFZFmEq9o



- Natural Born Killers

Mallory: Wherever we go, whatever happens, Mickey, when I look up at the stars, I'll know you'll be lookin' up at the same ones.

Mickey: Same ones, baby

Mallory: You make everyday feel like kindergarten.



- Natural Born Killers

Mickey: Will you marry me?

Mallory: Of course I'll marry you! I've been waiting for you to say that for so long. But where are we gonna get married?

Mickey: Right here, Mal. This is our church.

Mickey: Baby... by the power invested in me, as God of my world... I pronounce us husband and wife.




- Natural Born Killers

Mallory: You know what I say? I say... to hell with going back to our cells. Let's go out there, and run down the stairs, and go out in a hail of bullets. And then we'll die! And then we'll really be free.

Mickey: That's poetry. But we'll do that when all else fails.







- Natural Born Killers

Mickey: I realized my true calling in life.

Wayne Gale: What's that?

Mickey: ****, man, I'm a natural born killer.




- Natural Born Killers