Lemora: Tomorrow, after the ceremony, you and I will become blood sisters... and all my power... all my beauty... all my life will be yours to share.
Lila Lee: What kind of ceremony? In the church?
Lemora: Yes.
Lila Lee: Baptist?
Lemora: Oh, no. Much more ancient than that. A church that all the others came from. A ceremony that goes so far back no-one knows when it began.

- Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural

Mike: [pointing to a makeshift crucifix] This is definitely a sign of voodoo.
Mark: Why is it a sign of voodoo?
Mike: It's an unnatural cross, Mark!
Mark: What, you think when Jesus was hanging there, he thought it was natural?

- American Movie

Robert Crumb: When I - what was it - about five or six? - I was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny. And I - I cut out this Bugs Bunny off the cover of a comic book and carried it around with me. Carried it around in my pocket and took it out and looked at it periodically, and - and it got all wrinkled up from handling it so much that I asked my mother to iron it on the ironing board to flatten it out, and - and she did, and I was deeply disappointed 'cause it got all brown when she ironed it, and brittle, and crumbled apart.

- Crumb

Harry Canyon: Sucker play or not, I must have turned her on somethin' fierce. I mean, this dame was goin' for broke. Maybe it was her first time with a New Yorker, I dunno. Anyway, nothing beats good old American know-how. And I was givin' this broad the Stars And Stripes For Ever.

- Heavy Metal

Kate: Look at your algebra book; it looks like it's never even been opened!
Riff: I only use it on special equations

- Rock n Roll Highschool

Gail: I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!
Beth: Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp, because I'm allergic to oxymorons!

- Wet Hot American Summer

Have you ever danced with the Devil under a pale moonlight

"Lets shag!"


Austin Powers

"Ben: You can just drop your stuff right now, and stay here tonight, and never go back there again.

Mya Denton: Ben...

Ben: Or we could... go up to the rooftop and build an exotic flower garden. Or we could take one of my cameras, and dress up like homeless people, and infiltrate their community and take pictures of their lives. Or we could take my TV and throw it off the balcony and replace it with coloring books. Or we could leave Terminus tomorrow. New Years ****ing Eve. We could.

Mya Denton: Leave?

Ben: Go down to the station, we'll walk up to Terminal 13, and we'll get on a train and we'll get into our own private compartment, rip each other's clothes off, and **** our way to freedom. We'll go to the country and start a life. A real life. Mya and Ben. New Years Eve. Terminal 13. Mya and Ben. And you don't look back.

Mya Denton: That's beautiful.

Ben: It's possible."

The Signal

Camp Counselor: They never found his body, but they say his spirit lives in the forest. This forest. A maniac, a thing no longer human. They say he lives on whatever he can catch. Eats them raw, alive maybe. And every year he picks on a summer camp and seeks his revenge for the terrible things those kids did to him. Every year he kills. Right now he's out there. Watching. Waiting. So don't look; he'll see you. Don't breathe; he'll hear you. Don't move; you're dead!

- The Burning

Master Sardu: Well, how's our little patient today?
Natasha D'Natalie: I won't dance.
Master Sardu: Enough of that. Time to recoup your energy. Ralphus has made some chicken soup for you.
[feeding Natasha]
Master Sardu: There. He made it especially for you.
Natasha D'Natalie: Mmm.
Master Sardu: Delicious?
Ralphus: My mother taught me. I used the whole chicken. The secret is cooking it alive.

- Bloodsucking Freaks

Mrs. Callingham: Up the airy mountain, down the rushy glen, we dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men!

- Don't Look In The Basement

Rachel: Haven't you ever been in love?

Beezle: I am darkness made visible. I am the Prince of Princes. I once basked in the light of God's love.

Rachel: Then you must know how we feel.

Beezle: I know how everyone feels.

- Highway To Hell

Meg: If she were any quieter, she'd be dead!

- Sleepaway Camp

"Oh, my GOD!"

Charles Heston, in EVERY one of his movies.

Barb: Haven't you ever tried to fix a broken fingernail with nail polish?

Beezle: I am darkness made visible. I am the Prince of Princes. I once basked in the light of God's love.

Barb: Then you must know how we feel.

Beezle: I know how everyone feels.

From the movie by Voodoo Allan, "I don't like stuffy stuff", 1974.67.

Marion: A surprising number of human beings are without purpose, though it is probable that they are performing some function unknown to themselves.

- Picnic At Hanging Rock

Ralph: Ya know, I can remember every toy I had as a kid.

Gabriel: And they remember you, Ralph. Toys are very loyal, and that is a fact.

--Dolls (1987)

Gabriel: What's the matter... afraid of the dark?

Judy Bower: No... afraid of what's in the dark.

David Bower: **** you, clowny!

--Dolls (1987)