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| Topic: What r u thinking about right now?? - part 5 | |
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So many dirty thoughts spring from talk of a spring and thread count sheets...now I feel corrupted.... Thank you!!!  Always a pleasure (((Y)))
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I was bad early, I think I corrupted a teenager....inadvertently of course, bad me bad me....
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I was bad early, I think I corrupted a teenager....inadvertently of course, bad me bad me.... eh, I corrupted my boys... |
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I should have kids, out of spite. Just to ruin someone's life. I know I'd do a bang up job of it.....
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I should have kids, out of spite. Just to ruin someone's life. I know I'd do a bang up job of it..... Go for it...tough gig |
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I can't, I'm a coward.
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I can't, I'm a coward. 
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Yeah, so I won't be doing that.
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We can not do it together...
Wait a minute.... that didn't come out right...
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You don't get knocked up over there, and I won't get knocked up over here and it's all good.
See, I fixed it right up.  
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Knock ...
Knock ...  ... See how I messed it back up ...
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I shall also try my hardest not to get knocked up....
Seems pretty easy. Don't put Tab A into Slot B.... Or is it Tab B into Slot A? Shoot 
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Lefty~Loosey
Righty~Tighty |
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I have the bestest, most fool proof birth control ever!!!! It's better than condoms, better than the Pill, better than the shot or the patch or whatever the hell else it is they sell....are you ready for it??????
Be me and move to B.F.E. West Virginia, where there is noooooooooooooooo one to sleep with ever and that's it!!! Perfect for maintaining an empty womb and no std's..... No need to thank me, my services are free.....
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Knock ... Knock ... ... See how I messed it back up ... 
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I think it'll be a miracle if I ever get preggers so I'm not too worried.
I am however wondering how this birthday is going to turn out. |
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I'm pretty sure I'm preggers-proof anyway....
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Like uterus-scotch-guard?
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Like nothing phallus-like gets close to me......
When is your bday? |
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Same! I haven't seen a penis outside of my laptop in ... 3yrs!
April 23...its my 25th and I'm not sure what to feel about it. |
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