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Topic: What r u thinking about right now?? - part 5
Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Tue 03/09/10 04:48 PM
So many dirty thoughts spring from talk of a spring and thread count sheets...now I feel corrupted.... Thank you!!! Always a pleasure (((Y)))

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Tue 03/09/10 04:51 PM
I was bad early, I think I corrupted a teenager....inadvertently of course, bad me bad me....

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Tue 03/09/10 04:56 PM
I was bad early, I think I corrupted a teenager....inadvertently of course, bad me bad me.... eh, I corrupted my boys...

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Tue 03/09/10 04:58 PM
I should have kids, out of spite. Just to ruin someone's life. I know I'd do a bang up job of it.....

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Tue 03/09/10 05:09 PM
I should have kids, out of spite. Just to ruin someone's life. I know I'd do a bang up job of it..... Go for it...tough gig

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Tue 03/09/10 06:02 PM
I can't, I'm a coward.

AngelArs Joined Wed 02/03/10 Posts: 1316	Tue 03/09/10 06:13 PM
I can't, I'm a coward. I feel your pain... I'd be afraid to get pregnant too...

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Tue 03/09/10 06:14 PM
Yeah, so I won't be doing that.

AngelArs Joined Wed 02/03/10 Posts: 1316	Tue 03/09/10 06:18 PM
We can not do it together... Wait a minute.... that didn't come out right...

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Tue 03/09/10 06:20 PM
You don't get knocked up over there, and I won't get knocked up over here and it's all good. See, I fixed it right up.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Tue 03/09/10 06:22 PM
Knock ... Knock ... ... See how I messed it back up ...

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Tue 03/09/10 06:23 PM
I shall also try my hardest not to get knocked up.... Seems pretty easy. Don't put Tab A into Slot B.... Or is it Tab B into Slot A? Shoot

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Tue 03/09/10 06:23 PM
Lefty~Loosey Righty~Tighty

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Tue 03/09/10 06:26 PM
I have the bestest, most fool proof birth control ever!!!! It's better than condoms, better than the Pill, better than the shot or the patch or whatever the hell else it is they sell....are you ready for it?????? Be me and move to B.F.E. West Virginia, where there is noooooooooooooooo one to sleep with ever and that's it!!! Perfect for maintaining an empty womb and no std's..... No need to thank me, my services are free.....

AngelArs Joined Wed 02/03/10 Posts: 1316	Tue 03/09/10 06:41 PM
Knock ... Knock ... ... See how I messed it back up ... Doh!!!!

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Tue 03/09/10 06:43 PM
I think it'll be a miracle if I ever get preggers so I'm not too worried. I am however wondering how this birthday is going to turn out.

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Tue 03/09/10 06:43 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm preggers-proof anyway....

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Tue 03/09/10 06:45 PM
Like uterus-scotch-guard?

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Tue 03/09/10 06:47 PM
Like nothing phallus-like gets close to me...... When is your bday?

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Tue 03/09/10 06:48 PM
Same! I haven't seen a penis outside of my laptop in ... 3yrs! April 23...its my 25th and I'm not sure what to feel about it.