Topic: cheap easy security system for the ladies
bedlum1's photo
Sun 02/28/10 11:10 AM
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size 14-16 - or larger.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

P.S. - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!

Thanks for using the Redneck Security Company. LOL....

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Sun 02/28/10 11:30 AM
I love it!!! laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 02/28/10 11:34 AM
rofl LMAOoooO

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Sun 02/28/10 11:43 AM
rofl rofl rofl

myssfytz's photo
Sun 02/28/10 11:58 AM
OMG thats perfect!!!!



Where can I place my order ???


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Sun 02/28/10 12:38 PM
Lmao that is a good one :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

bedlum1's photo
Sun 02/28/10 12:43 PM
i thought it was pretty goodrofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 02/28/10 12:48 PM
The was great! rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 02/28/10 01:15 PM
I know this is a joke, but it really might deter someone from breaking in:laughing:

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Sun 02/28/10 01:21 PM

I know this is a joke, but it really might deter someone from breaking in:laughing:
actually i think it probably wouldrofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Thu 03/04/10 04:17 PM
I've seen tv shows where the home owners had tapes of dogs barking viciously. This would definitely work all around!

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Thu 03/04/10 05:08 PM

I've seen tv shows where the home owners had tapes of dogs barking viciously. This would definitely work all around!
ok ...... you to can have the complete redneck security system...for the low price of $19.95 ...but if you act now we'll throw in the mini kit free of charge...use it to keep your tool shed safe....just pay seperate shipping......lol

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Fri 03/05/10 08:33 AM
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I put up a sign that read....Bad Dog on Premises....People would blow their horn before getting out of their vehicle....

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Fri 03/05/10 08:40 AM
That would work!drinks :banana: drinks :laughing: :laughing:

LightVoice's photo
Fri 03/05/10 09:55 AM
laugh Brilliant~!!!!! LOL LOL laugh

franshade's photo
Fri 03/05/10 10:11 AM
Love it!!!!! :laughing: :laughing:

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Fri 03/05/10 10:29 AM
*adds to grocery list*

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Fri 03/05/10 03:18 PM
Excellent thought..

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Fri 03/05/10 04:40 PM

laugh Brilliant~!!!!! LOL LOL laugh
lol lightvoice...hi sweetyflowerforyou