First thing's first, I like to wear an elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking people's groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?

Probably not. If anything, they could sue you.

u did all these things and now u want to sue them!!!

Lucky they didn't have you arrested.

How do think you were right, to do those things?
The store belongs to someone else & they get to set the rules.

Does "COMMON SENSE" & "MANNERS" mean anything to you?

Yeah go ahead and try it. And let me know what happens when they counter-sue you.

Are you for real?

doubtful


cause if that happened in real life he would have been arrested

Oh, those bad smelly men told me that they arrested me or at least I thought that's what they said. I remembered the word. They told me I was warned and it's okay if I don't do it again. What again? I'm just trying to make others happy. I don't know what they're talking about. They must be crazy to stop me from making people enjoy their lives a little bit more.

Maybe theywere just having pity on him, esp. if he is a regular.

Yeah, I agree.

I suppose I'm too impatient and naturally crabby when I have to go out in public anyway

but were I in a store and someone was pulling all that crap it would have made me really happy

for the opportunity to kick someone's azz

Exactly.

His occupation says it all.

"professional troll"

that can't pay very well

Why not switch to a Darth Vader costume and then use the force on them?

And if we take a look at the first responses, it was clearly a success. I'm sure you all don't mind being my guinea pigs of gullibility.

yawn

trolls are a dime a dozen and two or three a week pop up here thinking they are soooo original and generally use the same old tired and worn out approaches to stirring people up

mostly its just tedious

Hey, if it weren't for the trolls, what would we do on Sunday mornings for entertainment?

well okay

yeah that is true

it does give us someone to screw with and ridicule

and at this point in my life that is about all the entertainment I can wish for

it is better I guess than watching Zbigniew Brzezinski on CNN