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Sun 02/14/10 09:06 AM
And if we take a look at the first responses, it was clearly a success. I'm sure you all don't mind being my guinea pigs of gullibility.

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Sun 02/14/10 08:45 AM
Oh, those bad smelly men told me that they arrested me or at least I thought that's what they said. I remembered the word. They told me I was warned and it's okay if I don't do it again. What again? I'm just trying to make others happy. I don't know what they're talking about. They must be crazy to stop me from making people enjoy their lives a little bit more.

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Sun 02/14/10 08:08 AM
First thing's first, I like to wear an elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking people's groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?