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Topic: So I may need help with a possible lawsuit.
motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21498	Sun 02/14/10 09:48 AM
Hey, if it weren't for the trolls, what would we do on Sunday mornings for entertainment? well okay yeah that is true it does give us someone to screw with and ridicule and at this point in my life that is about all the entertainment I can wish for it is better I guess than watching Zbigniew Brzezinski on CNN Now there's a real troll. And he get's paid quite well for it too.

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Sun 02/14/10 10:01 AM
Are you for real? doubtful cause if that happened in real life he would have been arrested you would think so,,it would be all over youtube by now cause SOMEONE had a cell phone with video but then again just cause media doesnt report it doesnt mean it DIDNT happen,, but Im hoping the OP has more sense than to really do such a thing

buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Sun 02/14/10 10:16 AM
What the heck is wrong with those grocery stores near you anyway? I wonder how many customer service cards got filled out that day by customers suggesting them to carry a new item? straight jackets

Quietman_2009 Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7430	Sun 02/14/10 10:54 AM Edited by Quietman_2009 on Sun 02/14/10 10:57 AM
but I have to admit that this thread reminded me one of my lifelong dreams is to have a gorilla suit. not a crappy cheesy one but a really good lifelike one that I can wear to go grocery shopping or wear it to the local meat market night club and screw with all the kids that to me would be so much fun

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Sun 02/14/10 01:20 PM
MY SAME THOUGHTS Mr.Bear,,,,lol To funny.. Like HE DID THIS!!!!!

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Sun 02/14/10 01:46 PM
You just better. Thank your lucky stars they didn't cart ya off to the looney bin for 72 hour observation!! Ya do this kinda thing.....join the circus!!!

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sun 02/14/10 10:04 PM
First thing's first, I like to wear an elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking people's groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault? Yes, you could sue them. Not with harrasment or assault, but with restricting your born-again rights secured in the seventy-nineth amendment. You could sue them for divorce, and you get half the groceries. You could sue them for child support. You could sue them under the Highway Tenancy and Maintenance Act. You could sue them under Bill 44. You could sue them with the Indirectional Misinformation-Age Nebulus act.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sun 02/14/10 10:07 PM
Are you for real? doubtful cause if that happened in real life he would have been arrested you would think so,,it would be all over youtube by now cause SOMEONE had a cell phone with video but then again just cause media doesnt report it doesnt mean it DIDNT happen,, but Im hoping the OP has more sense than to really do such a thing I very agree. It's like the dilemma of historical Jesus: It's impossible to prove that someone never existed, and it's impossible to prove that someone existed if there is no reasonably acceptable evidence on record of his ever having been around.

DrRob Joined Tue 12/29/09 Posts: 419	Mon 02/15/10 12:27 AM
perhaps instead of You wearing the costume.....you could try This at the store instead...? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu2Jnr3RRgM

mrsheppherd Joined Fri 02/12/10 Posts: 162	Mon 02/15/10 12:31 AM
hahahah seriously? u didnt make the news? that was too funny, had I been there I'd probably laugh til I teared up, but thats before u start to kick ppl's groceries off the counter..namely mine!

mrsheppherd Joined Fri 02/12/10 Posts: 162	Mon 02/15/10 12:34 AM
o yea and just let it go. Theyll have U by ur Mr.planter nuts should U try to sue, unless U have a high class $1000/ hour lawyer.

LewisW123 Joined Tue 06/30/09 Posts: 2403	Mon 02/15/10 08:31 AM
The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault? Yes, absolutely. But if you win, they are only obligated to pay you in Nabooian monetary units. (a few Star Wars geeks may find that funny)

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Mon 02/15/10 04:17 PM
The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault? Yes, absolutely. But if you win, they are only obligated to pay you in Nabooian monetary units. (a few Star Wars geeks may find that funny) And Im not a one of them,,lol

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Tue 02/16/10 05:26 AM
I have trouble believing the OP is for real.

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Tue 02/16/10 07:48 PM
ya do this waco stuff again and u will be tied up and taken away.