I'm more or less an idiot for still making the attempt to do what I can here. New Year's Resolution: Stay a virgin. It's a win/win situation, I think. From the looks of it, it seems to also be absolute. Anyway, I have a strange taste of humor, to say the least. What many people find disgusting or have nightmares about, it doesn't affect me in the slightest. In fact I laugh at this very fact. It's confounding to me. I blame the internet. I'll add more as I think of it, if I don't forget.