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Sweeeet, I love it hard and fast. Then again, nice and slow is fun too. And I do love my turtle. Hmmmm, 3some?
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I wanna ride the duconkey! I've never ridden one before. Does it go hard and fast or nice and slow? Hard and fast. If you want nice and slow I recommend the ducurtle. 
dammit Ruth I just dried my eyes and you remind me of the ducurtle... |
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My duconkey... 
...does it quack as it fills your cracks with caulk, and will it call you in the morning or does it just wonder from pond to pond, or pasure to pasture... |
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I wanna ride the duconkey! I've never ridden one before. Does it go hard and fast or nice and slow? Hard and fast. If you want nice and slow I recommend the ducurtle. So, when the duconkey goes to the drug store for condoms, does he ask the clerk to put it on his BILL??? I'll bet he feels like such an assssss!!!!
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My duconkey...
...does it quack as it fills your cracks with caulk, and will it call you in the morning or does it just wonder from pond to pond, or pasure to pasture... Well, hello there, dirty dirty.....  
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roflmao good one Melody...
I'd like you to see my ducunny.... 
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Ducunny ....what a hare-raising site!
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Awww, how cute. Now I want one....
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roflmao good one Melody... I'd like you to see my ducunny....
...only one speed for this little guy,gotta make up for his size and fuzzy cutness by moving at ultra-high speeds. great to carry around, and perfect for a quickie, but leaves much to be desired in those looong lonely knights.well you know what they say, it's not the size of the boat... |
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Ducunny ....what a hare-raising site!
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I wanna ride the duconkey! I've never ridden one before. Does it go hard and fast or nice and slow? Hard and fast. If you want nice and slow I recommend the ducurtle. So, when the duconkey goes to the drug store for condoms, does he ask the clerk to put it on his BILL??? I'll bet he feels like such an assssss!!!!
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My duconkey...
...does it quack as it fills your cracks with caulk, and will it call you in the morning or does it just wonder from pond to pond, or pasure to pasture... Well, hello there, dirty dirty.....
oh yeah, i'm kinda trying to thin of a way to advertise it, like an infomercial, think it would be funny? |
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roflmao good one Melody... I'd like you to see my ducunny....
...only one speed for this little guy,gotta make up for his size and fuzzy cutness by moving at ultra-high speeds. great to carry around, and perfect for a quickie, but leaves much to be desired in those looong lonely knights.well you know what they say, it's not the size of the boat...
the motion of the ocean better be made by more than a dingy??? |
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Edited by
DaveyB
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Sat 02/13/10 06:43 PM
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I wanna ride the duconkey! I've never ridden one before. Does it go hard and fast or nice and slow? Hard and fast. If you want nice and slow I recommend the ducurtle. Would a seaduckurtle do? 
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I wanna ride the duconkey! I've never ridden one before. Does it go hard and fast or nice and slow? Hard and fast. If you want nice and slow I recommend the ducurtle. So, when the duconkey goes to the drug store for condoms, does he ask the clerk to put it on his BILL??? I'll bet he feels like such an assssss!!!!
If I do say so myself ... that was F'n funny of me!
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roflmao good one Melody... I'd like you to see my ducunny....
...only one speed for this little guy,gotta make up for his size and fuzzy cutness by moving at ultra-high speeds. great to carry around, and perfect for a quickie, but leaves much to be desired in those looong lonely knights.well you know what they say, it's not the size of the boat... Screw that! I want a big boat on a stormy ocean!  
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it was hilarious!!!!!
Wish I could see davey's seaducturtle... Wondering how that works with the motion of the ocean... 
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roflmao good one Melody... I'd like you to see my ducunny....
...only one speed for this little guy,gotta make up for his size and fuzzy cutness by moving at ultra-high speeds. great to carry around, and perfect for a quickie, but leaves much to be desired in those looong lonely knights.well you know what they say, it's not the size of the boat...
the motion of the ocean better be made by more than a dingy??? hey, now it may not be a ciuse liner but it never fails to get you where you're goin' nomatter the size of the sotorm, or how many boats have sailed these waters before. my ship'll be remembered |
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it was hilarious!!!!! Wish I could see davey's seaducturtle... Wondering how that works with the motion of the ocean...
They never post right the first time LOL
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BIG boats and BIG waves!!!
 
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