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Just got back from my potty break.
22 and up is yummy. Otherwise I just feel dirty. And not in a good way.... |
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!)  *whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age! me too, nothing under 22!!!  Joy is lucky I can't get to her oldest son!  Yeah, the lowest for me is 28. It used to be 21 -- old enough to get 'em in the bars but I've matured since then!  (since last year)  I just just don't want to know about it... See ya made me stutter.... Melody, you kill me.. Old enough to get in a bar
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) *whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age! me too, nothing under 22!!! How old is......oh, never mind.  Old enough.
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) *whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age! me too, nothing under 22!!! Joy is lucky I can't get to her oldest son! Yeah, the lowest for me is 28. It used to be 21 -- old enough to get 'em in the bars but I've matured since then! (since last year) I just just don't want to know about it... See ya made me stutter.... Melody, you kill me.. Old enough to get in a bar Makes sense, otherwise, you have to get the beer from the corner store and make him wait in the car, otherwise they accuse you of being his mom. 
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) *whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age! me too, nothing under 22!!! How old is......oh, never mind. Old enough. that hurts ladies, old enough to stand on the field but not enough to play... |
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) *whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age! me too, nothing under 22!!! Joy is lucky I can't get to her oldest son! Yeah, the lowest for me is 28. It used to be 21 -- old enough to get 'em in the bars but I've matured since then! (since last year) I just just don't want to know about it... See ya made me stutter.... Melody, you kill me.. Old enough to get in a bar Makes sense, otherwise, you have to get the beer from the corner store and make him wait in the car, otherwise they accuse you of being his mom. When you're accused of trying to get your kid drunk it's time to find one a little older |
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) *whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age! me too, nothing under 22!!! How old is......oh, never mind. Old enough. that hurts ladies, old enough to stand on the field but not enough to play... I was referring to someone else. And, I appreciate your service to our country. 
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) *whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age! me too, nothing under 22!!! Joy is lucky I can't get to her oldest son! Yeah, the lowest for me is 28. It used to be 21 -- old enough to get 'em in the bars but I've matured since then! (since last year) I just just don't want to know about it... See ya made me stutter.... Melody, you kill me.. Old enough to get in a bar Makes sense, otherwise, you have to get the beer from the corner store and make him wait in the car, otherwise they accuse you of being his mom. could you imagine?! Awww sawwwy Knight, we don't make the rules out on the field just the stadiums of our beds.. 
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) *whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age! me too, nothing under 22!!! How old is......oh, never mind. Old enough. that hurts ladies, old enough to stand on the field but not enough to play... 19 makes me feel like a child molester. |
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) *whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age! me too, nothing under 22!!! How old is......oh, never mind. Old enough. that hurts ladies, old enough to stand on the field but not enough to play... I was referring to someone else. And, I appreciate your service to our country. well thank you, i always feel odd hearing that tho... |
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) *whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age! me too, nothing under 22!!! Joy is lucky I can't get to her oldest son! Yeah, the lowest for me is 28. It used to be 21 -- old enough to get 'em in the bars but I've matured since then! (since last year) I just just don't want to know about it... See ya made me stutter.... Melody, you kill me.. Old enough to get in a bar Makes sense, otherwise, you have to get the beer from the corner store and make him wait in the car, otherwise they accuse you of being his mom. When you're accused of trying to get your kid drunk it's time to find one a little older Exactly. That's why my limit is 22 and up.  None of them look like my kid.
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I've had to set mine to 11 years over that LA....
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) *whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age! me too, nothing under 22!!! How old is......oh, never mind. Old enough. that hurts ladies, old enough to stand on the field but not enough to play... 19 makes me feel like a child molester. SHOT THRU THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TOO LATE!!! that hurts, become a man to be called a boy again.. |
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And how many is that in duconkey years???
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I'm sure when I'm 90, 40 will look good to me.
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Tribbs and LA you made me get teary again.. |
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And how many is that in duconkey years??? 70, but it doesn't matter, a duckinky could never satasfy |
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What a way to go.....hallelujah, drops dead with a big smile on my face......
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) *whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age! me too, nothing under 22!!! How old is......oh, never mind. Old enough. that hurts ladies, old enough to stand on the field but not enough to play... If we are going to get LEGAL, as long as they are 18 - I'm OK! I've met 20 year old guys that are more mature than most 45 year old guys. My guy is 29 and in the Air Force. LOVE it! 
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!) *whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age! me too, nothing under 22!!! How old is......oh, never mind. Old enough. that hurts ladies, old enough to stand on the field but not enough to play... 19 makes me feel like a child molester. SHOT THRU THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TOO LATE!!! that hurts, become a man to be called a boy again..
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