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you're a cutie Knight but well yikes I just looked at your age... 
uh... thank you? -_-' |
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Ugh, don't do that. I've had guys do that just so they can write me. Be glad you're 19, I wish I was 19 again, I'd fix a lot of my epic fails. 19 again? Oh hell no.... 25 maybe. 
25 wouldn't be bad, I could work with 25.... I told you he has to be at least 33... 
I don't think I've ever even seen a hot 33 year old guy.....
i'm not hot... 
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Ugh, don't do that. I've had guys do that just so they can write me. Be glad you're 19, I wish I was 19 again, I'd fix a lot of my epic fails. Epic fails are part of what made you the person you are today....whether you like her or not. I like her.
there ya go, nothing i could have said woulda been better |
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member we shoot ducks.. 
Are the ducks armed too? 
Ducks have wings sweetie, no arms... how many drinks have you had again? decluts have arms Davey... You got me there. no no not there, keep your hands to yourself 
you take all the fun out of "feeling" Davey... You'd hate yourself in the mornin' and you know it
i know i would...  
I hope so!!! We like you Knight.. we? theres more here than just me and you, sorry i was so mesmerised by your beauty i couldn't tell Awwww  I don't know how old you are but if Melody says you're young I'd have to wish you were way older.... 
i'm only ninteen, and my age shows cus i try too hard, but i know two things conversation wise, how to make you blush and how to make you laugh.
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member we shoot ducks..
Are the ducks armed too?
Ducks have wings sweetie, no arms... how many drinks have you had again? decluts have arms Davey... You got me there. no no not there, keep your hands to yourself
you take all the fun out of "feeling" Davey... You'd hate yourself in the mornin' and you know it
i know i would...
I hope so!!! We like you Knight.. we? theres more here than just me and you, sorry i was so mesmerised by your beauty i couldn't tell |
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ok fine but a girl can dream can't she? 
and i could be your knightmare 
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member we shoot ducks..
Are the ducks armed too?
Ducks have wings sweetie, no arms... how many drinks have you had again? decluts have arms Davey... You got me there. no no not there, keep your hands to yourself
you take all the fun out of "feeling" Davey... You'd hate yourself in the mornin' and you know it
i know i would...
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member we shoot ducks..
Are the ducks armed too?
Ducks have wings sweetie, no arms... how many drinks have you had again? decluts have arms Davey... You got me there. no no not there, keep your hands to yourself dammit, foiled again... |
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member we shoot ducks..
Are the ducks armed too?
Ducks have wings sweetie, no arms... how many drinks have you had again? a duclut has arms, the human body one |
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member we shoot ducks..
[/quote duck hunt will never be the same for me...
sorry darlin'.... heh, yup no such word as darling in texas, just darlin', sound more like durlin... |
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member we shoot ducks..
[/quote duck hunt will never be the same for me... |
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Threads gone wild! you'd be suprised what a few beers and a duck could do... |
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings...
She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers! If I think she's hot does that make me a lesbian or an animal lover? A lesbian duck lover? a ducleslover? That's gonna be my new headline! 
I was going to use "duconkey".... well i was gunna change the age on my profile... |
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only love, can bring the rain, that falls like tears from on high, LLOOOOOOOOOOVE REIGN O'ER ME...
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Awwwwww Knight.... better the Ewwwww... knight.. thank ya' darlin' 
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All ya'll are making it hard to breathe... oh man... yeah i've been known to take the breath away, what can i say? i just have that effect on the ladies 
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings...
She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers! 
If I think she's hot does that make me a lesbian or an animal lover? both?...i dunno, i'm not drunk |
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings...
She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers!
our patented ducktitute, or a ductripper |
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And how many is that in duconkey years??? 70, but it doesn't matter, a duckinky could never satasfy |
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Uh oh... down girl down... <grabs Melody's legs and gets dragged through the room> *conducts serious inner monologue with self - "NO"!!)
*whew* Thankfully he is too young! See, Joy, I do have boundaries in age!
me too, nothing under 22!!! 
How old is......oh, never mind. 
Old enough.
that hurts ladies, old enough to stand on the field but not enough to play... 19 makes me feel like a child molester. SHOT THRU THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TOO LATE!!! that hurts, become a man to be called a boy again.. |
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