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| Topic: Is sex an art form or just an act of self gratification? | |
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Take the lifespan of a donkey and multiply it by the lifespan of a duck and then add the gestational period of a turtle (don't ask why) and mulitply by .00042. And, that's how many duconkey years.
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings...
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Edited by
MelodyGirl
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Sat 02/13/10 07:20 PM
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings... She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers! 
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Take the lifespan of a donkey and multiply it by the lifespan of a duck and then add the gestational period of a turtle (don't ask why) and mulitply by .00042. And, that's how many duconkey years. dammit Ruth you did get smarter.. stop that! |
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings... She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers! That looks like a feather soft booty there too. |
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings... She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers! our patented ducktitute, or a ductripper |
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings... She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers! If I think she's hot does that make me a lesbian or an animal lover? |
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All ya'll are making it hard to breathe... oh man...
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings... She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers! If I think she's hot does that make me a lesbian or an animal lover? Yes |
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings... She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers! I heard she stuffed those shorts with goose feathers. |
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings... She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers! If I think she's hot does that make me a lesbian or an animal lover? both?...i dunno, i'm not drunk |
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings... She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers! If I think she's hot does that make me a lesbian or an animal lover? A lesbian duck lover? |
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings... She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers! If I think she's hot does that make me a lesbian or an animal lover? A lesbian duck lover? a ducleslover? |
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All ya'll are making it hard to breathe... oh man... yeah i've been known to take the breath away, what can i say? i just have that effect on the ladies  
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Awwwwww Knight....
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Is both
self gratification is part of it but a man that makes it art is a man indeed! 
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Awwwwww Knight.... better the Ewwwww... knight.. thank ya' darlin' 
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings... She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers! If I think she's hot does that make me a lesbian or an animal lover? A lesbian duck lover? a ducleslover? That's gonna be my new headline! 
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So Melody made the mother of all ducthings... She's so purty!!! Look at those tail feathers! If I think she's hot does that make me a lesbian or an animal lover? A lesbian duck lover? a ducleslover? That sounds too much like "duckless" lover. How about loving the ducboobs? duccarpet muncher? |
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When I need help in math, I know who to ask
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