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Granted, but each time you win, you lose one dollar.
I wish I could dance ballet. |
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Sat 01/16/10 10:32 PM
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Granted,but you now have only one leg.
I wish I had x-ray vision |
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Granted, but what you see inside makes you go insane.
I wish I wasn't afraid of heights. |
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Granted,but you are now afraid of ground level.
I wish I had a Ferrari... |
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Granted, but it's full of spaghetti
I wish I could really grant wishes. 
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Granted, but now none of yours come true.
I wish I could write poetry that rhymed. |
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granted but now everything you say rhymes
I wish everything was free 
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Granted,but now you work for free.
I wish jellybeans were never invented. |
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Granted, but neither were gummi bears!
I wish I had some gummi bears. |
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granted, but that's the only thing you have left to eat and you're stranded in the middle of nowhere
I wish I knew my purpose in life |
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Granted! your purpose is to potty train polar bears.
I wish I had a polar bear |
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Sun 01/17/10 12:30 AM
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Granted, but he will only eat human.
I wish dogs could talk. |
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Edited by
HannahHatesBananas
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Sun 01/17/10 12:30 AM
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Granted, but they all tell you they hate you.
I wish he ate veggies |
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granted but because he ate all his veggies, he got big and strong and turned into an evil villain that hurts people
I wish I had longer hair |
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Granted, but now It's so long people keep trying to climb it.
I wish I could erase some of my bed memories. |
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granted but it had to be a clean slate so all the good ones are gone too
I wish I knew everything |
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Edited by
Tribbles
on
Sun 01/17/10 12:46 AM
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Granted, but now you can't think.
I wish for smell-o-vision on T.V. |
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Granted, but the only show you can watch is "the view"
I wish I hadn't said that |
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granted now you're mute
I wish everyone liked me |
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granted....now they all want you to support them as well.
I wish I was naked. |
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