Topic: What are some of your favorite quotes??? | |
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Jennerling
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
George Carlin |
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"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" - Homer Simpson
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"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" - Homer Simpson Homer Simpson is my hero! |
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"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
George Carlin |
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"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything!" ~Steve Martin
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"you become the company you keep" wabfab
"Im an American by birth, Veteran by choice" me "Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country" Theodore Roosevelt "Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all" Theodore Roosevelt "We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language" Theodore Roosevelt |
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"I am under house arrest and my family keeps me sedated"
Junior Soprano |
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"MY Imiginary friend tinks You have Serious Mental Issues"
"Our Lives Begin To End The Day We Bcome Silent About things That Matter" "No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent" Elinore Roosevelt |
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BYTEMEBABY
If only I knew then, what I know now...... Life is like a box of chocolates, and Im eating them ALL |
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"Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, thats true of every day but one - the day you die." - Alan Ball
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I always said I wanted to be something when I grew up... now I realize I shoulda been more specific. - Lily Tomlin.
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My late Aunt Pat used to say that all the time....it is true of every day.
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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got - unknown?
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"In order to truly dislike someone else, you must learn first how to dislike yourself." Andrew T. Szemeredy
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"Giving up drinking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." -- Mark Twain
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“Several excuses are always less convincing than one.” - Aldous Huxley
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"Philosophy... is a walk on a slippery rock. Religion... is a smile on a dog." Edie Brickell.
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"Throw a rock in a pack of dogs,: The one that yelps is the one that got hit." From my grandad. And, that includes verbal rocks too.
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There's two kinds of guys- the ones who hold your hand and the ones that **** you.- Samantha, Sex and the City
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You have to give respect to get respect.
_My Momma... |
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