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Topic: What are some of your favorite quotes???
Jennerling's photo
Thu 01/14/10 07:54 PM
Edited by Jennerling on Thu 01/14/10 07:55 PM
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
George Carlin
:banana:

Atlantis75's photo
Thu 01/14/10 07:57 PM
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" - Homer Simpson

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Thu 01/14/10 07:58 PM

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" - Homer Simpson


Homer Simpson is my hero! drinker

Jennerling's photo
Thu 01/14/10 07:58 PM
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
George Carlin
laugh

Ruth34611's photo
Thu 01/14/10 08:00 PM
"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything!" ~Steve Martin

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Thu 01/14/10 08:06 PM
"you become the company you keep" wabfab

"Im an American by birth, Veteran by choice" me

"Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country" Theodore Roosevelt

"Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all" Theodore Roosevelt

"We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language" Theodore Roosevelt

Gossipmpm's photo
Thu 01/14/10 08:08 PM
"I am under house arrest and my family keeps me sedated"

Junior Soprano

countrybelle6471's photo
Thu 01/14/10 08:32 PM
"MY Imiginary friend tinks You have Serious Mental Issues"

"Our Lives Begin To End The Day We Bcome Silent About things That Matter"

"No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent" Elinore Roosevelt

myssfytz's photo
Thu 01/14/10 08:34 PM
pitchfork BYTEMEBABYpitchfork


If only I knew then, what I know now......slaphead



Life is like a box of chocolates, and Im eating them ALLtongue2




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Thu 01/14/10 08:35 PM
"Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, thats true of every day but one - the day you die." - Alan Ball

Jill298's photo
Thu 01/14/10 08:36 PM
I always said I wanted to be something when I grew up... now I realize I shoulda been more specific. - Lily Tomlin.

myssfytz's photo
Thu 01/14/10 08:37 PM
My late Aunt Pat used to say that all the time....it is true of every day.




Jill298's photo
Thu 01/14/10 08:38 PM
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got - unknown?

wux's photo
Thu 01/14/10 08:49 PM
"In order to truly dislike someone else, you must learn first how to dislike yourself." Andrew T. Szemeredy

jonny63's photo
Thu 01/14/10 08:51 PM
"Giving up drinking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." -- Mark Twain

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Thu 01/14/10 08:51 PM
“Several excuses are always less convincing than one.” - Aldous Huxley

wux's photo
Thu 01/14/10 08:54 PM
"Philosophy... is a walk on a slippery rock. Religion... is a smile on a dog." Edie Brickell.

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Thu 01/14/10 08:57 PM
"Throw a rock in a pack of dogs,: The one that yelps is the one that got hit." From my grandad. And, that includes verbal rocks too.

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Thu 01/14/10 08:57 PM
There's two kinds of guys- the ones who hold your hand and the ones that **** you.- Samantha, Sex and the City

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Thu 01/14/10 08:58 PM
You have to give respect to get respect.

_My Momma...

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