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I don't think febreeze is going to "cut it", we need something more industrial strength. That doesnt answer my question... Who ate beans ans eggs?????????? |
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Well when you find out could you also let me know who the He,, cut the friggin cheese???????
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Well when you find out could you also let me know who the He,, cut the friggin cheese??????? Thats what I smell Cheese, beans, and green eggs and ham, Sam I Am!! |
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I'm feeling quite a gas issue today..only wish my office was closer to my co-workers....especially my boss, I would love to share!!!
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I was beginning to think this thread was passing it's last gas. I think I'll go out and have some Huevos Rancheros and see if I can pump up the volume little more.
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I'm feeling quite a gas issue today..only wish my office was closer to my co-workers....especially my boss, I would love to share!!! 
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I was beginning to think this thread was passing it's last gas. I think I'll go out and have some Huevos Rancheros and see if I can pump up the volume little more. Fart threads never die, they just smell bad...heeeheee. |
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AAAAhhhhhhhh, fart threads.
It only takes a second to pop one out, but the smell can last for hours, or even days. |
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Watch out... 
skid marks ahead!!!!!  
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Stop me if I mentioned this one already (BTW- you guys sure like these kind of stories, I do other things besides crap myself, you know!) So I am at a Barnes and Noble and I suddenly have to e. It was one of those urgency issues, where you got the zipper and top button undone before you even make it to the bathroom door and then you realize that you are not home and have to make sure no one has seen you running across the store in the first place. Anyhow, I make it to the urinal and drop trow, I am wearing shorts. I let out of stream that makes me think I should be looking around for two of every animal. Of course, in the middle of this and all of a sudden, RIPPPPP! goes a fart that rattles the bathroom stalls. I feel faint, like I died and went to Heaven, oooh that was good... Jerked back to reality, I look around to see if anyone else was in the room during this rare and odd occurance in my self control. No one- I am safe. I zip up and then think to myself that was a massive fart, I should check to see if anything else may or may not have happened. As no one is there, I drop trow and carefully examine the whiteness of my undershorts, white and the first winter snow fall. All smug with myself, I zip and start back into the store. Suddenly, I feel something wet and warm running down the back of leg. I am in the middle of the store, same distance out to car or back to the head. I speed up, outside I race to the car and fly home, where I drop trow and explode again and re-check my shorts. Then have made the category of "I ain't taking these to the laundrymat, someone might see this" Then it hits me- that crap must have just floated in the air for about 5 minutes before landing in my underwear, weird isn't it.
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Stop me if I mentioned this one already (BTW- you guys sure like these kind of stories, I do other things besides crap myself, you know!) So I am at a Barnes and Noble and I suddenly have to e. It was one of those urgency issues, where you got the zipper and top button undone before you even make it to the bathroom door and then you realize that you are not home and have to make sure no one has seen you running across the store in the first place. Anyhow, I make it to the urinal and drop trow, I am wearing shorts. I let out of stream that makes me think I should be looking around for two of every animal. Of course, in the middle of this and all of a sudden, RIPPPPP! goes a fart that rattles the bathroom stalls. I feel faint, like I died and went to Heaven, oooh that was good... Jerked back to reality, I look around to see if anyone else was in the room during this rare and odd occurance in my self control. No one- I am safe. I zip up and then think to myself that was a massive fart, I should check to see if anything else may or may not have happened. As no one is there, I drop trow and carefully examine the whiteness of my undershorts, white and the first winter snow fall. All smug with myself, I zip and start back into the store. Suddenly, I feel something wet and warm running down the back of leg. I am in the middle of the store, same distance out to car or back to the head. I speed up, outside I race to the car and fly home, where I drop trow and explode again and re-check my shorts. Then have made the category of "I ain't taking these to the laundrymat, someone might see this" Then it hits me- that crap must have just floated in the air for about 5 minutes before landing in my underwear, weird isn't it.
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That's the first time I ever heard of crap with wings.
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Thu 11/05/09 04:17 PM
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anyone who says they haven't pooed their pants when they thought they were gonna fart at least once, is lying out their teeth. it just happens. especially when you're sick. it's really bad when it's coming out of both ends at the same time. bucket in front, and sittin on the pot(hopefully) or worse, in the woods with no toilet paper, or nothing but pine needles, for all the leaves are long gone. just bad.....
and not even any snow yet to clean with. |
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anyone who says they haven't pooed their pants when they thought they were gonna fart at least once, is lying out their teeth. it just happens. especially when you're sick. it's really bad when it's coming out of both ends at the same time. bucket in front, and sittin on the pot(hopefully) or worse, in the woods with no toilet paper, or nothing but pine needles, for all the leaves are long gone. just bad.....
and not even any snow yet to clean with. Theres my darkowl... missed you, and your chit talken...heehee. Still waiting for you to play with my testis. |
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anyone who says they haven't pooed their pants when they thought they were gonna fart at least once, is lying out their teeth. it just happens. especially when you're sick. it's really bad when it's coming out of both ends at the same time. bucket in front, and sittin on the pot(hopefully) or worse, in the woods with no toilet paper, or nothing but pine needles, for all the leaves are long gone. just bad.....
and not even any snow yet to clean with. Theres my darkowl... missed you, and your chit talken...heehee. Still waiting for you to play with my testis. testing 1.2.3. |
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Congrats to Motown and Roberta..your flatulence thread is a the chit..I mean a gas..
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Don't blame me for this one. I was busy dropping off a couple of kids at the pool when it got started.
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Don't blame me for this one. I was busy dropping off a couple of kids at the pool when it got started. yeah, yeah...blame it on the woman. That's called the "apple syndrome" |
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Apples give me gas.
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 11/07/09 01:52 PM
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The devil didnt make me do it...like Geraldine.....
Mowtown did!!! luv2roknroll>>>>>>>with her fingers crossed behind her back...... At gunpoint, naked, tied up, and hungry for days.  I had to punch the keyboard with my nose!!!
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