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| Topic: Motowndowntown made me do it!!!!! | |
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I sat on my son's lap today and let one rip....he's still not talking to me. I'm concerned about payback!! You should be. Watch out if he gets a sudden urge to stop at Taco Bell. |
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Will somebody PLEASE open a friggin window!!!!! Or light a match! Or at least give a courtesy flush, for crap sakes.   
As somebody who has spent some time as a guest of the county myself, I thank you.
Hahahahahahaah.
No problem dude.... 
ill flush for you... 
and you flush for me....
and our cell will rock!!  heeheee
Oh and... nobody has to die If you and I ever became cellies they'd hear the laughter from the top tiers of c block all the way to segregation. |
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I have angered the vegetarian gods...I ate chicken yesterday and now I can really torture my boys...muaaaah
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I have angered the vegetarian gods...I ate chicken yesterday and now I can really torture my boys...muaaaah You might want to wear your nighty and sit close to the shower. |
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I have angered the vegetarian gods...I ate chicken yesterday and now I can really torture my boys...muaaaah You might want to wear your nighty and sit close to the shower. No more nightie squirts for me..I learned my lesson on that one.. besides I am all alone this weekend, no one will ever know if I chit myself! Unless of course I choose to share the experience with you at a later date...
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I have angered the vegetarian gods...I ate chicken yesterday and now I can really torture my boys...muaaaah You might want to wear your nighty and sit close to the shower. No more nightie squirts for me..I learned my lesson on that one.. besides I am all alone this weekend, no one will ever know if I chit myself! Unless of course I choose to share the experience with you at a later date...
I'm all ears. Everybody loves a good poopy pants story. |
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has anyone farted in church....sitting on the wooden pews??????
DON'T!!!!!! 
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That's why some churches have cushions. To muffle any unusual noise during the sermons.
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hey motown..I just let one rip...
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hey motown..I just let one rip... Yeah I know. I felt the earth shake. And there is a big blue cloud moving in from the west. |
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hey motown..I just let one rip... Yeah I know. I felt the earth shake. And there is a big blue cloud moving in from the west.
Must have changed colors as it moved..it was greenish yellow. A piss yellow , puke green color... |
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hey motown..I just let one rip... Yeah I know. I felt the earth shake. And there is a big blue cloud moving in from the west.
Must have changed colors as it moved..it was greenish yellow. A piss yellow , puke green color... I'm guessing that wasn't free range chicken then. |
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ok..you want a good one, here ya go. I'll never get a date after this, but hey..like I have offers anyway. About a year or so ago I was sick..laying on the couch in my nightie, drinking tea, sweating out a fever. And I had a touch of the squirts.. so I got up to go to the bathroom..felt a fart coming and let it rip...ended up being a chit and not a fart. Chit running down my legs, my kids cracked up watching me waddle to the bathroom to shower. I told them to shut the hell up..I use to wipe chit off them when they were babies! i see you in a totally different light after that one..but it was a good one.. 
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You guys are a bunch of fart smellers,
I mean smart fellers....lol. |
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You guys are a bunch of fart smellers, I mean smart fellers....lol. Yeah? well smell this......
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You guys are a bunch of fart smellers, I mean smart fellers....lol. Yeah? well smell this......
Damn Mowtown.... You the king... 
I smelled that in Cali!!!!!!!!!! 
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You guys are a bunch of fart smellers, I mean smart fellers....lol. Yeah? well smell this......
Damn Mowtown.... You the king...
I smelled that in Cali!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah and they felt it in New York. |
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You guys are a bunch of fart smellers, I mean smart fellers....lol. Yeah? well smell this......
Damn Mowtown.... You the king...
I smelled that in Cali!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah and they felt it in New York.
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Reeses peanut butter cups and vanilla soy milk make the best farts and I can do it without pissing off the vegetarian gods...
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Dark beer and hard boiled eggs have always been my favorite fart food. But only during the summer so I can sleep with the windows open.
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