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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 10/29/09 06:10 PM
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Hell I got you all beat... 
Im doing Chemo, so I dont know what the hell is going to happen. 
Lets just break this down now!!! 
Will I go, wont I go, can I go, do I really give a ratts azz, if I go. Each pill and treatment comes with a free surprise inside. 
Its like Russian Roulette. 
Needless to say, some days im sporting nothing, somedays im sporting a mini pad, and some days I think I just need to shut the f up, stop being vain, and go get me some depends!!!! Now thats honesty and damn azz funny! Yep--hope the chemo is working out---my daughter is doing that same thing---Seems to be working for her. Hope it works for you.  And she lets em go when she feels like it!
Now dont let this bring everyone down... 
Im kickin its lily azz!!! 
So dont trip!
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 10/29/09 06:09 PM
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omg i wanna cry knowing that i'm not the only one who went through that!!! damn walgreens didnt tell me to take a stool softener with it! so for a week straight i was totally drugged up and eating nothing but apple sauce and rice (tonsiles removed!) I thought i was gonna die. if child birth is anything like that i never want kids. *cries as she feels welcome to the bad poo club* You either babygirl!!! 
Lets talk about farting again...
much for fun for you guys.
But honestly me....im just fine! 
Love you!!!
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You know why restaurants put parsley on your plate?
So when you fart after the meal it smells like parsley. |
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Im at band practice...
please excuse my absence. 
Now what were we talking about...
oh yeah... chitting your pants!!!
Nicccccccccccccccccccccce!
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When: Last Wed. Why: taco bell.
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 10/29/09 07:29 PM
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When: Last Wed. Why: taco bell. Thank you for sharing Rare.... But next time you need to say first before you speak.... "Hi, my name is Rare, and I also fart or chit my pants occasionally". |
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When: Last Wed. Why: taco bell. Thank you for sharing Rare.... But next time you need to say first before you speak.... "Hi, my name is Rare, and I also fart or chit my pants occasionally".  The first part is true though. 
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I was a professional(lol) mover for Allied van lines and was doing a high rise condo move from the 37th floor,
well, in one of the ups and downs trips,,my buddy and me were the only one on the elevator and on the way down,,now he rips a NASTY BIG LON ONE OUT,,and I am like dammm it man,,,what died in you,,, about that time the elevator stops and this like Mr. suit and tie GQ dude steps on,,,the elevator takes off and my friends see's this dude looking pissssed and speaks loudly to me saying,,,dammm terry, what did you eat this morning,,,,mannnnnn I gotta get away from your side of the elevator, YOU should have seen this dudes face and eyes looking at me like I was the most nasties dude alive,,,,, I'll never forget that,wink,,,lol 
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I was a professional(lol) mover for Allied van lines and was doing a high rise condo move from the 37th floor, well, in one of the ups and downs trips,,my buddy and me were the only one on the elevator and on the way down,,now he rips a NASTY BIG LON ONE OUT,,and I am like dammm it man,,,what died in you,,, about that time the elevator stops and this like Mr. suit and tie GQ dude steps on,,,the elevator takes off and my friends see's this dude looking pissssed and speaks loudly to me saying,,,dammm terry, what did you eat this morning,,,,mannnnnn I gotta get away from your side of the elevator, YOU should have seen this dudes face and eyes looking at me like I was the most nasties dude alive,,,,, I'll never forget that,wink,,,lol
Beautiful story...
I loved it filled with passion and aroma! 
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HERE,,,do this,,,,,scratch this part right HERE>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<
on your screen,,,,,,itS a scratch and sniff,,,YOU CAN SMELL that fart!!!
iF YOU DONE this?
her's YOUR SIGN  LOL,LOL
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When: Last Wed. Why: taco bell. Thank you for sharing Rare.... But next time you need to say first before you speak.... "Hi, my name is Rare, and I also fart or chit my pants occasionally". The first part is true though.
Oh Rare,
Contrary to what you say, you took a crap the very first time you saw me... 
you said, "holy crap, what the hell is that",  and you did!!!
You dont have to lie to kick it here babe...we love you! 
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HERE,,,do this,,,,,scratch this part right HERE>>>>>>>><<<<<<<< on your screen,,,,,,itS a scratch and sniff,,,YOU CAN SMELL that fart!!! I smell it baby, and its like roses!!!!!!!!!
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Will somebody PLEASE open a friggin window!!!!!
Or light a match! Or at least give a courtesy flush, for crap sakes. |
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I sat on my son's lap today and let one rip....he's still not talking to me. I'm concerned about payback!!
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eat plenty of meat, fish, eggs, beer, broccoli, milk, cheese, all the legumes you can eat and you're in for rip-tootin' good time!
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After a particularly bad meal, I was so bad the guy next to me in the two-holer got up and left before he finished reading his paper.
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Will somebody PLEASE open a friggin window!!!!! Or light a match! Or at least give a courtesy flush, for crap sakes. [/quote Luv2roknroll>>>>>>>>>>Always gives courtesty flushes from spending time in jail. |
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Edited by
grrrrrrr
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Sat 10/31/09 02:41 AM
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Will somebody PLEASE open a friggin window!!!!! Or light a match! Or at least give a courtesy flush, for crap sakes. [/quote Luv2roknroll>>>>>>>>>>Always gives courtesty flushes from spending time in jail.
As somebody who has spent some time as a guest of the county myself, I thank you. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 10/31/09 09:26 AM
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Will somebody PLEASE open a friggin window!!!!! Or light a match! Or at least give a courtesy flush, for crap sakes.
As somebody who has spent some time as a guest of the county myself, I thank you.
Hahahahahahaah.
No problem dude....
ill flush for you...
and you flush for me....
and our cell will rock!! heeheee
Oh and... nobody has to die |
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