Topic: JESUS LOVES YOU!
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Wed 10/28/09 09:58 PM

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.

'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'NO!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."



..and there you have it..
:D


rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 10/28/09 10:46 PM
Yourwordsthetruth,,,,,let me just say that everything is worth living for because,,,simply,,,,you were!

So your mark here in this world will forever be remembered by all who knew you,,,,LIFE HERE,,,,,really could be as a heaven if WE ALL WANTED IT TO BE. Then all you speak of would not have been, no money,no work, no problems,,,as we would all live as the good book speaks of as life there....drinker

LOVE YOUR NEIGHBORS and strive to show off who YOU are,in all giving ways....and most of all,,,,love your self like you love GOD.
Because he does.:banana: :heart: drinker

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Wed 10/28/09 11:12 PM
WHEN YOU ALL CAME IN HERE YOU ALL KNEW WHAT THE TOPIC WAS SO YOU ALL HAD INTEREST...ASK YOUR SELVES WHY..WHY JESUS LOVES YOU...DO YOU LOVE JESUS...I DO:wink: JESUS IS NOT THE ONE TO PLAY WITHshades

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Wed 10/28/09 11:23 PM

WOW alot to read, and even less to take in.....

........so I guess this means I'm still alone in my darkness, sigh.
THAT IS YOUR CHOICE TO SIT IN THE DARK,,,WHEN YOU ARE READY YOU CAN COME SIT IN THE LIGHTwaving

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Thu 10/29/09 06:35 AM


WOW alot to read, and even less to take in.....

........so I guess this means I'm still alone in my darkness, sigh.
THAT IS YOUR CHOICE TO SIT IN THE DARK,,,WHEN YOU ARE READY YOU CAN COME SIT IN THE LIGHTwaving
laugh :laughing: rofl I was just goofing there, Im an atheist so I've decided to make my own 'light'. rofl :laughing: laugh

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Thu 10/29/09 06:48 AM
Debating religion with a christian is... *cringes*
Whatever your religion I still think that what is most important is the personal connection that you feel with god.

And seriously... what's with the whole hell thing? When did that become popular? Finite circumstances with infinite repercussions all unnecessary but for the whim of One who requires nothing and creates everything?

I really hope that if there is a god he has a better sense of humor than popular religion's been painting him to have.

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Thu 10/29/09 11:11 AM

WOW alot to read, and even less to take in.....

........so I guess this means I'm still alone in my darkness, sigh.


Naw, you're not alone....

and even if you are, it's always better to be alone than in a crowd of brainless zombies (sorry--thinking Halloweenie)

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Thu 10/29/09 11:16 AM

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.

'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'NO!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."



..and there you have it..
:D


so...this leads me to favorite question...
While most religions have specific rules against suicide, most have nothing against dying from a disease or accident. So....if a believer's eventual goal is dying and going to paradise, why don't they all smoke 10 pks a day and go hangliding a lot?

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Thu 10/29/09 11:21 AM

WHEN YOU ALL CAME IN HERE YOU ALL KNEW WHAT THE TOPIC WAS SO YOU ALL HAD INTEREST...ASK YOUR SELVES WHY..WHY JESUS LOVES YOU...DO YOU LOVE JESUS...I DO:wink: JESUS IS NOT THE ONE TO PLAY WITHshades


I tend to not ask fictional characters a whole lot.
and ah...all caps is considered shouting...

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Thu 10/29/09 01:56 PM


WHEN YOU ALL CAME IN HERE YOU ALL KNEW WHAT THE TOPIC WAS SO YOU ALL HAD INTEREST...ASK YOUR SELVES WHY..WHY JESUS LOVES YOU...DO YOU LOVE JESUS...I DO:wink: JESUS IS NOT THE ONE TO PLAY WITHshades


Excuse me, but the oiginal OP posted this thread in 21 different rooms before it was moved here. If religion is so great, why do people feel the need to force-feed it to you? Shouldn't people want to join the cult? Sorry for that outburst, but I think for myself.

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Thu 10/29/09 09:51 PM



WHEN YOU ALL CAME IN HERE YOU ALL KNEW WHAT THE TOPIC WAS SO YOU ALL HAD INTEREST...ASK YOUR SELVES WHY..WHY JESUS LOVES YOU...DO YOU LOVE JESUS...I DO:wink: JESUS IS NOT THE ONE TO PLAY WITHshades


Excuse me, but the oiginal OP posted this thread in 21 different rooms before it was moved here. If religion is so great, why do people feel the need to force-feed it to you? Shouldn't people want to join the cult? Sorry for that outburst, but I think for myself.



Furthermore..
He totally interrupted my game on Mingle.
Posted right smack in the middle of it.
*grumble*

Now if I wanna slaughter demons..
And preserve peace in my make belief world..
Free of Crusaders forcing me to believe..

Why can't I?

Isn't it MY choice?

Why you so worried about me?
:angel:
Like wutcha seeeee? :D

Can't force feed me.
I don't like it.
It's gonna be all over ur new tux. XD

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Fri 10/30/09 05:57 AM




WHEN YOU ALL CAME IN HERE YOU ALL KNEW WHAT THE TOPIC WAS SO YOU ALL HAD INTEREST...ASK YOUR SELVES WHY..WHY JESUS LOVES YOU...DO YOU LOVE JESUS...I DO:wink: JESUS IS NOT THE ONE TO PLAY WITHshades


Excuse me, but the oiginal OP posted this thread in 21 different rooms before it was moved here. If religion is so great, why do people feel the need to force-feed it to you? Shouldn't people want to join the cult? Sorry for that outburst, but I think for myself.



Furthermore..
He totally interrupted my game on Mingle.
Posted right smack in the middle of it.
*grumble*

Now if I wanna slaughter demons..
And preserve peace in my make belief world..
Free of Crusaders forcing me to believe..

Why can't I?

Isn't it MY choice?

Why you so worried about me?
:angel:
Like wutcha seeeee? :D

Can't force feed me.
I don't like it.
It's gonna be all over ur new tux. XD


He wants to save your soul from Hell, even though all the cool people are going to be there.shades

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Sat 10/31/09 04:02 AM
Edited by Foliel on Sat 10/31/09 04:04 AM
I shall happily sit in the dark, I work better alone :D

I think the world would go absolutley crazy if God ever did show himself. The religious people wouldn't know what to do with themselves. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that if God ever really did show himself the religious people wouldn't believe him.

Me.....I'd say OH HAI DERE :banana:

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Sun 11/01/09 01:58 AM
Christians are thieves..
They stole their religion from the Hebrews..
Altered its meaning to fit their desires..
IF the Bible was really the Word of God..
Then you should all be believers of Judiasm..
NOT Christianity... right?

Either way..
We're all gonna dine in hell tagether.
Word.

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Sun 11/01/09 07:21 AM
I thought christianity was folowing the teachings of christ, but I see so many "christians" that refer to the old testament instead of jesus' teachings.

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Sun 11/01/09 07:36 AM

I thought christianity was folowing the teachings of christ, but I see so many "christians" that refer to the old testament instead of jesus' teachings.


They pick and choose, like at a buffet, what parts to endorse and what to ignore. From both the new and old testaments.
Kinda sad, really...

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Sun 11/01/09 02:35 PM

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Sun 11/01/09 05:34 PM

I thought christianity was folowing the teachings of christ, but I see so many "christians" that refer to the old testament instead of jesus' teachings.


Yes very true, the old testiment is mainly for history. The new testiment is the law that applies to us and what we need to do or not to do.

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Sun 11/01/09 06:23 PM

Christians are thieves..
They stole their religion from the Hebrews..
Altered its meaning to fit their desires..
IF the Bible was really the Word of God..
Then you should all be believers of Judiasm..
NOT Christianity... right?


Well, ironically that is correct even according to the scriptures.

The original scriptures have God demanding that his followers murder heathens (where a heathen is simply anyone who rejects the words written in the book), and he also demanded that no other gods be placed before him. That was his first commandment of the big ten.

Well, supposedly Jesus comes along, and totally denouncing the teachings of this God. That being a heathen. The original God asked people to judge others and stone sinners, heathens, and even unruly children to death. Jesus rebuke those teachings and teaches that we should not judge others. We'll if we can't judge them then we certainly can't be stonning them to death for being sinners.

So Jesus rebukes the word of God (i.e. he's a heathen and God had already commanded people to put heathens to death)

The old God also directed people to see revenge in the form of an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. Jesus rebuked that teaching too and instead he taught forgiveness and to turn the other cheek. Once again, he qualifies as a heathen in the eyes of the Lord.

Finally, Jesus supposedly teaches that no man gets to the Father except through him. (He clearly places himself BEFORE God).

That's probably the single most blasphemist thing that he taught that genuinely got him crucified as a heathen.

So like BYondLife suggests, if we are to accept the Old Testament as the word of God, we too must reject Jesus as an obvious heathen. There's no way such blaspheme could be justified.

I personally believe that the very reason that most Christians Love Jesus so much is precisely because Jesus told God where to go. laugh

Jesus rebelled against all that God stood for at that time. And that's why the Christians Love him so much. They didn't care for all that Old Testament crap either.

Unfortuntely, there are many Christians who do use Jesus as nothing more than an excuse to prop up the Old Testament. In fact, that's basically what Paul did all the way through the New Testament.

So it's truly a sad situation all the way around, IMHO.

Had Jesus truly been accepted for having denounced Yahweh, as he appears to have done even according to the gospels, then he could have become a whole new religion in his own right.

Unfortunately the claim that Jesus was the Son of Yahweh puts a damper on that. That claim forces Jesus to have no clout of his own. He only has meaning when standing on the shoulders of Yahweh.

Jesus is nothing without Yahweh, which is an irony because Jesus preached against the ways of Yahweh.

So it truly does appear to be a self-defeating religion.

Jesus would have made a great stand-alone Buddha. But as long as he's stuck on the shoulders of Yahweh the story makes no sense at all, IMHO.