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Topic: What Would You Ask God?
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Sat 10/24/09 04:57 PM
If God exists then I can ask him :
Why do you NOT create every man, every woman and every child healthy, wealthy and happy ?. Surely you can do that . Do you enjoy seeing people suffer ?. Look the world is full of pain and suffering . Is it a burden to you to stop all unhappiness ?.

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Sat 10/24/09 04:59 PM
Edited by Calleigh12 on Sat 10/24/09 05:20 PM

Why do men have nipples?
Why do testicles have to be outside the body?
Why do women get to have 30 or so orgasms a night?
Why give humans such a strong sex drive and then command that we only have sex under specific circumstances?
Why make humans so short-sighted?
Why do humans have such a strong tendency towards violence?
If you know everything and made Satan, you must have known that what you made would rebel against you so Satan was just following your design plans. Does not that make YOU the creator of all evil and Satan just an innocent pawn?
If man is made in YOUR image, what does GOD do with his almighty penis?


Interesting.

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Sat 10/24/09 07:08 PM
Why i do no longer fear deaths embrace.

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Sun 10/25/09 12:04 AM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sun 10/25/09 12:06 AM

Why do men have nipples?
Why do testicles have to be outside the body?
Why do women get to have 30 or so orgasms a night?
Why give humans such a strong sex drive and then command that we only have sex under specific circumstances?
Why make humans so short-sighted?
Why do humans have such a strong tendency towards violence?
If you know everything and made Satan, you must have known that what you made would rebel against you so Satan was just following your design plans. Does not that make YOU the creator of all evil and Satan just an innocent pawn?
If man is made in YOUR image, what does GOD do with his almighty penis?


I think satan made his own bed, and being evil is what he wanted anyway..

I dont think ruler of hell was a stretch for him.



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Sun 10/25/09 03:23 PM

Why do men have nipples?
Why do testicles have to be outside the body?
Why do women get to have 30 or so orgasms a night?
Why give humans such a strong sex drive and then command that we only have sex under specific circumstances?
Why make humans so short-sighted?
Why do humans have such a strong tendency towards violence?
If you know everything and made Satan, you must have known that what you made would rebel against you so Satan was just following your design plans. Does not that make YOU the creator of all evil and Satan just an innocent pawn?
If man is made in YOUR image, what does GOD do with his almighty penis?


I know the answer to the second one, sperm has to be kept at 88.9 degrees farenheight instead of the 98.6 of the normal human body. That's why there's "shrinkage" in situations of cold.

I want to meet that woman you were talking about in question 3. :wink:

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Sun 10/25/09 05:26 PM

What Would You Ask God?


for three forms of Identification

RoamingOrator's photo
Sun 10/25/09 06:31 PM


What Would You Ask God?


for three forms of Identification


Make sure it's photo ID, I don't want him getting away with a library card, his belt and buckle!! laugh laugh

bedlum1's photo
Sun 10/25/09 06:46 PM
id ask him if there was a god

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Mon 10/26/09 10:36 AM


Why do men have nipples?
Why do testicles have to be outside the body?
Why do women get to have 30 or so orgasms a night?
Why give humans such a strong sex drive and then command that we only have sex under specific circumstances?
Why make humans so short-sighted?
Why do humans have such a strong tendency towards violence?
If you know everything and made Satan, you must have known that what you made would rebel against you so Satan was just following your design plans. Does not that make YOU the creator of all evil and Satan just an innocent pawn?
If man is made in YOUR image, what does GOD do with his almighty penis?


I know the answer to the second one, sperm has to be kept at 88.9 degrees farenheight instead of the 98.6 of the normal human body. That's why there's "shrinkage" in situations of cold.

I want to meet that woman you were talking about in question 3. :wink:


That is true, sperm does have to be colder than the rest of the body. However, why couldn't God just make sperm not need to be colder? I'm sorry, I thought that question was implied.

Most women I've known were capable of that.

Abracadabra's photo
Mon 10/26/09 11:50 AM


What Would You Ask God?


for three forms of Identification


What if God gave you the following ID's:






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Mon 10/26/09 06:05 PM



What Would You Ask God?


for three forms of Identification


Make sure it's photo ID, I don't want him getting away with a library card, his belt and buckle!! laugh laugh


perhaps something government issued like a driver's License

nederland1007's photo
Mon 10/26/09 06:17 PM
Why arent you real.

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Tue 10/27/09 12:09 AM


Why do men have nipples?
Why do testicles have to be outside the body?
Why do women get to have 30 or so orgasms a night?
Why give humans such a strong sex drive and then command that we only have sex under specific circumstances?
Why make humans so short-sighted?
Why do humans have such a strong tendency towards violence?
If you know everything and made Satan, you must have known that what you made would rebel against you so Satan was just following your design plans. Does not that make YOU the creator of all evil and Satan just an innocent pawn?
If man is made in YOUR image, what does GOD do with his almighty penis?


Interesting.


If you think that's interesting...
If God made humans:
What's the point of wisdom teeth, body hair, next to useless nails?
Why'd he plumb the sewer through the playground?
Why make the appendix so vunerable to a self-destruct command?
Why make eyes to have a nearly a 100% chance of failure during a lifetime?
Why make women have a 20% chance of dying from childbirth (w/o medical attention)?
If the "real" person is the soul inside the body, why do our bodies spend so much in resources keeping our big brains alive?
If YOU know EVERYTHING and can do ANYTHING, why make humans, the world, and the universe at all? You could've just made souls exactly how you wanted them to join you in heaven. So...what's the point of all this?

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Tue 10/27/09 04:53 AM
God you created humans so you must know we have an inquisitive mind and always ask questions so why do you expect humans to believe in you with blind faith.

God if you created all that exists on this blue planet so why allow those deadly viruses and diseases to kill so many of your children.

God creator of all, why did you create evil.

God why do you tell your followers to hate your other children because they do not follow your teaching, you created us with a free mind so do not spread hatred amongst your children on something you created.

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Wed 10/28/09 12:41 PM
What? No answers to my questions from the religionists?
Well color me disappointed...laugh

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Thu 10/29/09 05:39 AM
Dear God


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk41Gbjljfo

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Thu 10/29/09 06:58 AM

What Would You Ask God?


what subjects would people be allowed to talk about or activites they would be allowed to do in Heaven that has nothing to do with ways of praising you or the promotion of your glory

CowboyGH's photo
Thu 10/29/09 09:23 AM

God you created humans so you must know we have an inquisitive mind and always ask questions so why do you expect humans to believe in you with blind faith.

God if you created all that exists on this blue planet so why allow those deadly viruses and diseases to kill so many of your children.

God creator of all, why did you create evil.

God why do you tell your followers to hate your other children because they do not follow your teaching, you created us with a free mind so do not spread hatred amongst your children on something you created.



He wanted to test our faith. And just follow our hearts. It's not blind faith, the lord will open your eyes to everything if you let him

The deadly viruses were brought here by the devil and humans actions. Consaquences for not believing in God and or living like we're suppose to. So in a sence we as a whole brought that upon our selves.
*continued*

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Thu 10/29/09 09:24 AM
God answers all questions....


Usually the answer is "NO"

CowboyGH's photo
Thu 10/29/09 09:27 AM

God creator of all, why did you create evil.

God why do you tell your followers to hate your other children because they do not follow your teaching, you created us with a free mind so do not spread hatred amongst your children on something you created.


God did not "create" evil. Evil comes from the Devil. And when God created the devil he was not evil. The devil is a fallen angel who thought he was more beautiful and more great then God himself. And thought he could do God's job better.

God did not teach us to hate non christians at all, i don't know where you got this. We are to reach out to them and bring God to there lives. What alot of people seem to see as a flaw that god had called free will. But our lives are nothing but a big ole test. A test on weather we love God or the Devil more. We show this by sinning or not sinning. When we sin we are showing that we love the devil more, but when we catch ourselves before we sin or just not get into that situation we are showing our love for God.

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