No, she said i take her to heaven and back!

Put it on the New York City subway system they will never find it

Sorry. Didn't read the whole thing.

But yeah. Hogs leave NOTHING behind.

Put her or him in your truck/car/buggy

donate the body to science

be sure to remove all the teeth and the fingers from the body.wear gloves and preferably old clothes as not to have your DNA transfer on the body oh and if you dont burn it or dump it in acid,i would recommend taking off the finger nails b.c if they put up a fight when they were alive your DNA will be under their fingernails.

now remember if you're going to burn the body to a charged remain make sure if you put it in a car its got oxygen to burn again remove all thee and fingers.

but if you prefer dismemberment make sure you do it somewhere that is sound proof.chainsaw works best for those pesky bones you can you a hack saw if you have time and now worried about being found out.

or and old abandoned warehouse.

Roll body up in plastic. Give it to jimmy. Jimmy has a real neat meat grinder on the back of his 90 foot fishin boat up in oregon. You need bait to go fishing. Grind, grind, grind. Teflon blades. Bleach and a hose afterwards. Mix in some nasty salmon in the grinder. Some rotten beef too. Make a big mess. All day long. Next mornings nets have a nice catch. Usually 40 to 60 k. You pull nets, I help you get rid of bodies. Fair deal. Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Just kidding.

Petrify them. "Norman bates! You've been a bad bad boy"!!! "Yes mother"!!! WHUAAA! WHUAAA! WHUAAA! <----theme music from 'Psycho'.

Don't make me mad.....because lime dissolves teeth. Ha ha ha!

I have it on good authority that a stoop comes in handy for such emergencies as these...

jeffrey dahmer had some interesting ideas on just such a topic as this.

Batch of molten steel. 'Terminator 2' style. Calcium bones turns to rock slag and floats to the top at 19,000 degrees. All the liquidity in your body evaporates almost immediately making steam pressure trying to make its way to the top of the molten steel. The molten steel burps and splatters. Wear protective gear. Dna? What dna? Gone. Don't try this at home.

Elect it to public office.

Molten aluminum does not act the same as molten steel. Different compounds. Different temperatures. Aluminum can melt at 16,000 degrees and pool, and consists of alum, silicon, silicon manganese, ferrous chromate, and calcium chloride. Push your ex into a vat of aluminum and they will be encapsulated in aluminum (Basically jet coated) like a statue. Molten steel is heavy and consists of iron, carbonized steel, carbon, calcium carbonate, ferrous chromate, iron oxide, silicon, magnesium, calcium clorate,and manganese. Push your ex in a vat of molten steel- and they're gone. Poof! 7 seconds.

Are ya sure you havent disposed of bodies before, Biker?!

Nope. No missing persons in my area.

Okay, my vote id for murstiv svid- commomly found in pool supply store...heck, yyou can by gallons and gallons of it with no quewtoins sked...

well being that we have plenty of caves in the area that i live in.that's the way i'd do it

Want really really really messy? A steel crushing ball rounder machine. It takes 4 inch red hot steel bars and applies 2 million pounds of pressure on 2 plates with a beveled groove on each plate as it revolves. The end product is a giant polished ball bearing of exact tolerances that falls out the bottom. The machine is 3 stories tall and extremely dangerous. Like a mechanical black hole from hell. The foreman looked at me one day and said "If someone accidently got too close to that little 4 inch opening and got a piece of clothing stuck in it- before you had time to scream it would suck your whole body into that 4 inch hole, apply 2 million pounds of pressure to your body, and either you would come out goo at the bottom, or a perfect polished 4 inch ball. I just stared and said "WOW"! Scariest industrial machine I've ever seen.

I'd have to say gelatinous goo. More liquid than iron in your body. It would be like being put in a blender on liquify.