Topic: Getting rid of the body
Jess642's photo
Thu 09/17/09 05:58 PM

dumped in the wetlands in the middle of nowhere!


Hey!!!!!!!!!!!! I live there!!!!!!!

noway rofl rofl rofl

galendgirl's photo
Thu 09/17/09 05:59 PM

So, you murdered someone, and you need to dispose of the body.

How do you do it?




I've heard that "friends help you move but real friends help you move dead bodies." Never had the opportunity to put this to the test, but it might be worth a shot if you need that kind of help!

LaMuneca's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:00 PM
Everything that is being written, all leave DNA behind. Get a little smarter than that.

By the way anti-freeze do show up in the spleen.

no photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:00 PM

Put it on Mutual Match!!!smokin

noway laugh

TxsGal3333's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:00 PM

dumped in the wetlands in the middle of nowhere!


Actually it takes the body much longer to decompose when in a real moist area......noway

Quietman_2009's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:01 PM
HEY EVERYBODY!!!

I'm having a big party next weekend and everybody is invited

We're having stew

s1owhand's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:02 PM


dumped in the wetlands in the middle of nowhere!


Hey!!!!!!!!!!!! I live there!!!!!!!

noway rofl rofl rofl


:laughing:


galendgirl's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:02 PM
Edited by galendgirl on Thu 09/17/09 06:02 PM

HEY EVERYBODY!!!

I'm having a big party next weekend and everybody is invited

We're having stew


MMMMmmmmmm...sick

(Tastes like chicken???)

msharmony's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:03 PM
dress it up as homeless, make it smelly and dirty and throw it in an alley with no id. Its as good as invisible.

AngeliaJ's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:03 PM

Everything that is being written, all leave DNA behind. Get a little smarter than that.

By the way anti-freeze do show up in the spleen.



Only shows up if they are looking for something.

southern_bee's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:04 PM
acid bath

chainsaw

weights on the body in the river

putting them in a car and setting car on fire(leave windows rolled down a bit)]

cut them up and eat them

hide them underneath stoop or floorboard

shallow grave

fertilizer for plants

have a bond fire



no photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:04 PM

dress it up as homeless, make it smelly and dirty and throw it in an alley with no id. Its as good as invisible.



Oh! That is sooooo wrong! laugh

LaMuneca's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:05 PM
Every death is suspicious, unless you die in the hospital an autoposy is performed.

no photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:05 PM

acid bath

chainsaw

weights on the body in the river

putting them in a car and setting car on fire(leave windows rolled down a bit)]

cut them up and eat them

hide them underneath stoop or floorboard

shallow grave

fertilizer for plants

have a bond fire




whoa scared

TxsGal3333's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:07 PM

Every death is suspicious, unless you die in the hospital an autoposy is performed.


Hummmm only if they find the body.

AngeliaJ's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:07 PM
Realy depends on who they are..

Someone from the area with family harder to hide.

Not like a loner. Or say an immigrant husband with no paper trail.pitchfork

Dan99's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:10 PM
I would put them up for sale on ebay. People buy any old crap on there.

LaMuneca's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:11 PM
Please, get a little smarter than that! People do not have to have names or identification to be investigated. There is no such thing as a perfect crime. Murder is investigated forever. There is no statued of limitation. They will find you or science will sooner or later.

no photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:13 PM

Please, get a little smarter than that! People do not have to have names or identification to be investigated. There is no such thing as a perfect crime. Murder is investigated forever. There is no statued of limitation. They will find you or science will sooner or later.



This is the 2nd time you've told us to get smarter... Uh...maybe we don't wanna get smarter? Maybe we just wanna be dumb & have a lil fun with this thread...? Didja' ever think of that? :laughing:

AngeliaJ's photo
Thu 09/17/09 06:13 PM
Yea.... Im sure there realy close to finding the people responsible for all the murders in Juarez. How many people go missing everyday and are never found? Sometimes (alot of times) people just dissapear.