Apparently a fart is not a fart. I've run across a site that defines different farts. It is quite amusing and informative. Feel free to chime in if you can define a specific type of fart.

There are so many Minglers I'd like to dedicate this thread to that I cannot list you all. You inspire me to moments like this.

Escape Pod Fart: You think you got away with this one. You forced it out as silently as possible, and nobody heard. You take deep sniffs through your nose, as discreetly as possible. You smell nothing but your deodorant. Then 30 seconds later, as if released from a stasis field, everyone starts to cough and sputter. You point to the person next to you and try to look innocent.

Beefy Fart: Sounds loud, and will smell a bit like the rotting offspring of a B.S.E infected cow and a dog turd.

SBD, silent but deadly.

Silent but Deadly (SBD) Fart: The type that remains totally inaudible, yet somehow causes all the occupants of a room to collapse. Can smell like anything, nasal investigators rarely have time to distinguish an odor.

BTW Women don't fart we toot !!!!

The OMG.

The one you get to toot when the elevator doors finally open.

The dog did it fart...

Bunbuster Fart: Sounds like a Beefy Fart, except much more sudden and much much more powerful. Generally smells eggy or beefy. Leaves your azzhole smarting. You really feel these babies.

Hell, i don't care if somone hears me. I usually make sure everyone hears it and say, pay back is a *****


Do you know what a burp really is?

Mike!! How've ya been bro? Do tell what a burp really is...

A burp is cheatting yourself out of a fart


I'm doing ok, just trying to deal with some things that are going on. I think thats why i always come back here. One of the best sites i been on.

And you?

I've been good. Same old same old. Yeah, I've tried other sites. I keep coming back here as long as they let me...

The under the sheets and then fan your partner fart.

The Dutch Oven....

The Holy Roller: Due to the sheer volumn of pent-up gas, these bad boys are compartmentalized into smaller pockets of gaseous fury...& tend to roll down your leg, one by one until they can escape the confines of your tight-fitting jeans...not recommended while in the seated position...


Words Of Wisdom: I'd rather burp & taste it, than fart & waste it.

The beer, chicken wings, and deviled eggs fart........

Geez! For the life of me, I can't understand why this thread didn't go to at least 2 pages! *evil grin* Think I'll give this one a friendly *BUMP* & another chance for life... No, no Loo...you don't have to thank me...

FLAPPING FLUTTER FART : This one's an earth shaker, but not too deadly on the odor side. It's distinguished by its long and loud flutter sound, and its marked vibrations are felt by all who are on the same bed or sofa.

THE TWIST-OF-FATE DOG FART: The dog lets a fart so big that everyone blames it on you!

The Motor Boat ... Ah, the fun in the bath and only rubber ducky knows ... and he ain't tellin', your secret's safe ...