a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\"

a.. Who was the first person to say \"See that chicken there....I\'m
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it\'s butt.\"

a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?

a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of
coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat?

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?

a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They\'re both dogs!

a.. What do you call male ballerinas?

a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn\'t he just buy dinner?

a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it\'s outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it\'s in your ass?

a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his
head out the window into the wind?

a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?

a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it\'s outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it\'s in your ass?

cuz it would bring a whole new meaning to the term "astronaut"?

why is it called a tvset if thers only one of them?

I laughed so hard I almost cried!
You're right. The professor can make a coconut radio
but he could never patch up a boat or shit, build one-
The fucking island was full of trees for wood!
and the Wile E. Coyote coulda bought burgers or something
with all that money he spent on Acme! Shit, come to think
of it 2 things come to mind-
1)The acme stuff always failed. Why did he keep on buying it?
2)How the fuck did he have the money to buy the shit
in the first place? He had no job! All he did was
chase that fucking roadrunner!
3)a third thing comes to mind- Why didn't the coyote just
buy a gun and shoot the fucking roadrunner?
and 4)There's no way something as skinny as a roadrunner
would've filled him up.
5)If he wanted a bird that bad why didn't he just go
to KFC?

questions that confuse the people i know

who are you?
what is wrong?

Jimi you are too funny im seriously falling off of my chair from
laughing too hard.

why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

hmmmm

dont know

alot of good points!

why do they call it A bra but panties are a pair....it's the bra that's
holding the pair

A male ballerina is called a danseur among other things.

a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

lol......i'm laughing so hard now, thanks for making my day

why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?

why is cargo carried on a boat...and a shipment goes on land?

why do children get in trouble for "acting smart"?

Why is it a cowboy? Shouldn't it be a bull-boy and a cow-girl?

LET ME THINK!!

I've always wondered, what came first the chicken or the
egg...personally I think it was the rooster, then he put his pants back
on and went home...

LMAO - Thanks, I needed that!

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

a blast from the past

thank you