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Topic: words of wisdom thread
Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Thu 08/27/09 12:09 PM
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 08/27/09 12:11 PM
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 08/27/09 12:13 PM
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Thu 08/27/09 12:15 PM
We are born to be wild and live to out grow it

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 08/27/09 12:16 PM
We are born to be wild and live to out grow it that's why I'm never growing up

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Thu 08/27/09 12:21 PM
if your woman tries on a dress and asks "how do i look" lie

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Thu 08/27/09 12:22 PM
if your woman tries on a dress and asks "how do i look" lie do these pants make my butt look big??

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Thu 08/27/09 12:25 PM
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 08/27/09 12:26 PM
Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Thu 08/27/09 12:26 PM
if your woman tries on a dress and asks "how do i look" lie do these pants make my butt look big?? no its the chips dipped in lard that you ate for breakfast that makes your butt look big........ DAMNIT

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Thu 08/27/09 12:27 PM
if your woman tries on a dress and asks "how do i look" lie do these pants make my butt look big?? no its the chips dipped in lard that you ate for breakfast that makes your butt look big........ DAMNIT

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 08/27/09 12:37 PM
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being.

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Thu 08/27/09 12:42 PM
The one who dies with the most toys, wins!

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 08/27/09 12:43 PM
The one who dies with the most toys, wins! Won their way out

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Thu 08/27/09 04:51 PM
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on. I have done that

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Thu 08/27/09 04:56 PM
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on. I have done that Did it fit?

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Thu 08/27/09 05:01 PM
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on. I have done that Did it fit? The spout was too long and got snotty

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Thu 08/27/09 05:03 PM
Wicked. Another golden one of Dad's: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose!

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Thu 08/27/09 05:09 PM
Wicked. Another golden one of Dad's: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose! You may not be able to pick your friends nose but this you can do.

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Thu 08/27/09 05:13 PM
Ewwwww Snot is so gross...I hate when ppl do it when they're driving...