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Don't run to the store right after watching the movie Fast and Furious.
Ford Rangers do not corner like those little sporty cars. Black labs like to ride in trucks, they do not like to ride in trucks on two wheels.  |
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It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
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it is what it is.
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Liquor before beer, you're in the clear; beer before liquor, never been sicker. 
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live and let live.
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Only God can make a tree, probably because it's so hard to get the bark on.
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 Es Macht keine Unterschied die Gedanken sind frei. |
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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an adhd listener is usually thinking about MANY things...and never fully formed 
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We are responsible for what we do, unless were celebrities.
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Edited by
bohemianbugeater
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Thu 08/27/09 01:24 AM
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...or my last bf
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...or my last bf 
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our hearts survive between hammers just as the tongue between the teeth is still able to praise
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...or my last bf  i may be a great mommy...just not his
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Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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neglect is just one more form of alcohol abuse
 
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Edited by
bohemianbugeater
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Thu 08/27/09 01:37 AM
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dont shat where you eat
  you arent supposed to type **** in the forums |
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Edited by
bohemianbugeater
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Thu 08/27/09 01:40 AM
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be specific in what you ask of others.
a man i know of asked god to open up his heart and let the light in...the next day he had to have open heart surgery. on the other hand...learn to appreciate your silver linings. |
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The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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 man who stand on toilet is high on pot |
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