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Topic: Proper punishment?
JustAGuy2112's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:15 AM
I don't remember if I have mentioned this incident here before. Even if I did, I think it might be worth a revisit. lol

There once was a really good friend of mine who's wife had told him exactly what she was going to do to him if he ever got caught cheating.

Well. One morning, I get a phone call from my friend's wife asking me to take him to the emergency room.

It seems that he had managed to get caught by his wife, and when he woke up on the morning she called me ( yes, SHE called me to take him to the hospital ), he found his right hand super glued to his " morning wood ".

Until I actually got to his house to pick him up, I didn't know what had happened. When I saw him come out of the house, I started laughing. I could barely drive because I was laughing.

Ladies. Do you think that was a punishment that fit the crime?

Guys. Do you think that might fall under Cruel and unusual Punishment?

lilith401's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:19 AM
I've heard this one several times.

No, I do not think what she did was right or just or anything.

I've been cheated on, and been cheated on by my ex spouse. I say good things come to those who wait and not given by us. For example... my ex has to get an MRI for TIA's.... did I have anything to do with that? Nope. I'm sorry he is ill, but not surprised. I'm sure his soon to be second ex spouse, whom he cheaetd on not once, not twice, but three times isn't surprised either.

franshade's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:22 AM
While I can just picture him walking out of his home with his hands occupied and can see it as pretty hilarious, laugh but was it just, can't say I think it is.

We sometimes say how we will react, but hey she followed through with it.


JustAGuy2112's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:23 AM
I hadn't heard of that kind of thing happening until then. I have heard it a few times sine then, though.

Gossipmpm's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:24 AM
Love it!!!!'
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

earthytaurus76's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:30 AM
No, I believe in Karma. Two wrongs dont make a right.


If a guy, or a woman does something immoral, or awful its no excuse to harm another.


Have I ever taken revenge?


YES.. FO SHO. BUT I know better, and do my best to do the right thing.

I most certainly have never made it a habit, and have only few times retaliated.

Would I say its ok because I have taken revenge?? No. Its not right ever. But noones perfect.

hereformore's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:34 AM
Can't say as I blame her, she did warn him.slaphead I personally would take the high road.

Dan99's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:34 AM
If you are going to cheat on your wife, you should first make sure your wife isnt a psychopath.

kaylala's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:35 AM
laugh She warned him

franshade's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:36 AM

If you are going to cheat on your wife, you should first make sure your wife isnt a psychopath.

laugh this proves this woman stands by her word laugh

no photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:36 AM
pitchfork what a fabulous idea!!pitchfork

lilith401's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:37 AM


If you are going to cheat on your wife, you should first make sure your wife isnt a psychopath.

laugh this proves this woman stands by her word laugh


You could say he got what he asked for. Crazy wife and all. But really... if I were that dude.... I'd have gone to the hardware store for some acetone and took care of it myself.

ReddBeans's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:40 AM
IMO the best revenge u can get on a cheatin spouse is to divorce said spouse, get what u are legally right to in the divorce, then go on to live a good life without them. shades

Dan99's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:40 AM



If you are going to cheat on your wife, you should first make sure your wife isnt a psychopath.

laugh this proves this woman stands by her word laugh


You could say he got what he asked for. Crazy wife and all. But really... if I were that dude.... I'd have gone to the hardware store for some acetone and took care of it myself.


You have never had your hand superglued to your penis before have you?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:41 AM



If you are going to cheat on your wife, you should first make sure your wife isnt a psychopath.

laugh this proves this woman stands by her word laugh


You could say he got what he asked for. Crazy wife and all. But really... if I were that dude.... I'd have gone to the hardware store for some acetone and took care of it myself.


Funny thing is, she was one of the nicest sweetest women I have even known. She wasn't unbalanced or " crazy ". That particular action may say otherwise, but I knew the two of them for a long time and that was the only thing she did that would make someone think that.

He probably would have been better off to get the acetone....but then I wouldn't have had the pleasure of hearing him try to explain what had happened to the emergency room staff.

lilith401's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:42 AM




If you are going to cheat on your wife, you should first make sure your wife isnt a psychopath.

laugh this proves this woman stands by her word laugh


You could say he got what he asked for. Crazy wife and all. But really... if I were that dude.... I'd have gone to the hardware store for some acetone and took care of it myself.


You have never had your hand superglued to your penis before have you?


Sigh. I have no penis to be glued. But I am aware of the, um, stretchy nature of skin, so.... it would hurt but I'd suck it up. Better that than the ER.

Dan99's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:44 AM





If you are going to cheat on your wife, you should first make sure your wife isnt a psychopath.

laugh this proves this woman stands by her word laugh


You could say he got what he asked for. Crazy wife and all. But really... if I were that dude.... I'd have gone to the hardware store for some acetone and took care of it myself.


You have never had your hand superglued to your penis before have you?


Sigh. I have no penis to be glued. But I am aware of the, um, stretchy nature of skin, so.... it would hurt but I'd suck it up. Better that than the ER.


I have a feeling if he had thought of that, it would have been JAG going to the hardware store!






no photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:45 AM




If you are going to cheat on your wife, you should first make sure your wife isnt a psychopath.

laugh this proves this woman stands by her word laugh


You could say he got what he asked for. Crazy wife and all. But really... if I were that dude.... I'd have gone to the hardware store for some acetone and took care of it myself.


Funny thing is, she was one of the nicest sweetest women I have even known. She wasn't unbalanced or " crazy ". That particular action may say otherwise, but I knew the two of them for a long time and that was the only thing she did that would make someone think that.

He probably would have been better off to get the acetone....but then I wouldn't have had the pleasure of hearing him try to explain what had happened to the emergency room staff.
Im nice as well but then there was the toothbrush "incident"......pitchfork

coz1976's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:46 AM
well with my other hand i would've got my pistol and shot hernoway

JustAGuy2112's photo
Thu 08/20/09 10:46 AM






If you are going to cheat on your wife, you should first make sure your wife isnt a psychopath.

laugh this proves this woman stands by her word laugh


You could say he got what he asked for. Crazy wife and all. But really... if I were that dude.... I'd have gone to the hardware store for some acetone and took care of it myself.


You have never had your hand superglued to your penis before have you?


Sigh. I have no penis to be glued. But I am aware of the, um, stretchy nature of skin, so.... it would hurt but I'd suck it up. Better that than the ER.


I have a feeling if he had thought of that, it would have been JAG going to the hardware store!



LMAO!!! Yeah. I don't think he would have been all that willing to go into the local hardware store in the condition he was in....lmao

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