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We certainly know how you think. It scaredidiggity the bejesus outs of lille ole me's. HO no--your to tough for that and i change the way i think as the day goes on----sorry again but the coffees done.. coffee is far more import. then this -or even that-- |
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I don't remember if I have mentioned this incident here before. Even if I did, I think it might be worth a revisit. lol There once was a really good friend of mine who's wife had told him exactly what she was going to do to him if he ever got caught cheating. Well. One morning, I get a phone call from my friend's wife asking me to take him to the emergency room. It seems that he had managed to get caught by his wife, and when he woke up on the morning she called me ( yes, SHE called me to take him to the hospital ), he found his right hand super glued to his " morning wood ". Until I actually got to his house to pick him up, I didn't know what had happened. When I saw him come out of the house, I started laughing. I could barely drive because I was laughing. Ladies. Do you think that was a punishment that fit the crime? Guys. Do you think that might fall under Cruel and unusual Punishment? 
...Sorry.
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At least she didn't pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him and cut it off. 
LOL, that's what I was expecting to read eventually, that she cut it off! 
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Do all men do that masturbatorating thing? In boinking weather or all the time? All kinds of weather......... 
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I don't remember if I have mentioned this incident here before. Even if I did, I think it might be worth a revisit. lol There once was a really good friend of mine who's wife had told him exactly what she was going to do to him if he ever got caught cheating. Well. One morning, I get a phone call from my friend's wife asking me to take him to the emergency room. It seems that he had managed to get caught by his wife, and when he woke up on the morning she called me ( yes, SHE called me to take him to the hospital ), he found his right hand super glued to his " morning wood ". Until I actually got to his house to pick him up, I didn't know what had happened. When I saw him come out of the house, I started laughing. I could barely drive because I was laughing. Ladies. Do you think that was a punishment that fit the crime? Guys. Do you think that might fall under Cruel and unusual Punishment?
...Sorry.
No need to apologize, Fear. He was pi**ed at me for two weeks because I couldn't stop laughing....lmao |
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At least she didn't pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him and cut it off.
LOL, that's what I was expecting to read eventually, that she cut it off!
nahhh....she wasn't crazy....lmao Nothing so drastic was needed. He got the point. LOL |
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At least she didn't pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him and cut it off.
LOL, that's what I was expecting to read eventually, that she cut it off!
nahhh....she wasn't crazy....lmao Nothing so drastic was needed. He got the point. LOL I would have cut it off. Hmmm, perhaps that's why I have no man? 
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At least she didn't pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him and cut it off.
LOL, that's what I was expecting to read eventually, that she cut it off!
nahhh....she wasn't crazy....lmao Nothing so drastic was needed. He got the point. LOL I would have cut it off. Hmmm, perhaps that's why I have no man?
Perhaps...lmao |
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So, like what happened at the ER? After he got back home? Did the nurses giggle? Is the couple still together? Is his unit sore? Inquiring minds want to know!
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So, like what happened at the ER? After he got back home? Did the nurses giggle? Is the couple still together? Is his unit sore? Inquiring minds want to know! that's a good question. how do you get over something like that? |
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So, like what happened at the ER? After he got back home? Did the nurses giggle? Is the couple still together? Is his unit sore? Inquiring minds want to know! Well..other than the uproarious laughter from the staff..... He was taken into a room where ( he told me ) they actually did break out the acetone and gently removed his hand from his unit. It took something like an hour. I am pretty sure the nurses are still laughing about it...lol The couple is no longer together. She left him for someone else about a year later. I haven't seen him in about 15 years, so I have no idea if he is still traumatized by the experience...lol |
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So, like what happened at the ER? After he got back home? Did the nurses giggle? Is the couple still together? Is his unit sore? Inquiring minds want to know! Well..other than the uproarious laughter from the staff..... He was taken into a room where ( he told me ) they actually did break out the acetone and gently removed his hand from his unit. It took something like an hour. I am pretty sure the nurses are still laughing about it...lol The couple is no longer together. She left him for someone else about a year later. I haven't seen him in about 15 years, so I have no idea if he is still traumatized by the experience...lol i bet he has nightmares. |
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So, like what happened at the ER? After he got back home? Did the nurses giggle? Is the couple still together? Is his unit sore? Inquiring minds want to know! Well..other than the uproarious laughter from the staff..... He was taken into a room where ( he told me ) they actually did break out the acetone and gently removed his hand from his unit. It took something like an hour. I am pretty sure the nurses are still laughing about it...lol The couple is no longer together. She left him for someone else about a year later. I haven't seen him in about 15 years, so I have no idea if he is still traumatized by the experience...lol i bet he has nightmares. Most of them are probably caused by my lack of driving ability as the result of trying to get him to the ER with tears in my eyes due to laughing. LOL |
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I don't remember if I have mentioned this incident here before. Even if I did, I think it might be worth a revisit. lol There once was a really good friend of mine who's wife had told him exactly what she was going to do to him if he ever got caught cheating. Well. One morning, I get a phone call from my friend's wife asking me to take him to the emergency room. It seems that he had managed to get caught by his wife, and when he woke up on the morning she called me ( yes, SHE called me to take him to the hospital ), he found his right hand super glued to his " morning wood ". Until I actually got to his house to pick him up, I didn't know what had happened. When I saw him come out of the house, I started laughing. I could barely drive because I was laughing. Ladies. Do you think that was a punishment that fit the crime? Guys. Do you think that might fall under Cruel and unusual Punishment? In Saudi Arabia they would chop his Balzac in the middle of the street amongst onlookers 
The key was not to get caught, if you are gonna get caught then you better not do it. |
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So, like what happened at the ER? After he got back home? Did the nurses giggle? Is the couple still together? Is his unit sore? Inquiring minds want to know! Well..other than the uproarious laughter from the staff..... He was taken into a room where ( he told me ) they actually did break out the acetone and gently removed his hand from his unit. It took something like an hour. I am pretty sure the nurses are still laughing about it...lol The couple is no longer together. She left him for someone else about a year later. I haven't seen him in about 15 years, so I have no idea if he is still traumatized by the experience...lol i bet he has nightmares. Most of them are probably caused by my lack of driving ability as the result of trying to get him to the ER with tears in my eyes due to laughing. LOL LOL, I just wonder how she was able to do it without him waking up. I like to think if someone was messing with me down there, sleep or not, I'd notice. |
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Well..it doesn't surprise me that she was able to do it. If someone wanted to do something like that to me they probably could. I sleep like the dead. Not much wakes me up when I am sleeping.
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Well..it doesn't surprise me that she was able to do it. If someone wanted to do something like that to me they probably could. I sleep like the dead. Not much wakes me up when I am sleeping.
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An ex-boss of mine told me of a case years ago in the city he lived in. The married couple fought like cats and dogs, he couldn't understand why they just didn't divorce, would have been easier he said.
One night during a huge fight the husband got in the car to leave, the wife stood behind the car and said "you will have to run over me" and he did, he backed the car over her. She was banged up but not injured badly.
As revenge for that "experience" -- several days later, she "super glued" his penis to his leg and he had to be carried out in an ambulance. 
My boss moved out of that town and doesn't know if they divorced or what ever happened to them, but not the kind of relationship I would want, geezzzz. 
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An ex-boss of mine told me of a case years ago in the city he lived in. The married couple fought like cats and dogs, he couldn't understand why they just didn't divorce, would have been easier he said. One night during a huge fight the husband got in the car to leave, the wife stood behind the car and said "you will have to run over me" and he did, he backed the car over her. She was banged up but not injured badly.
As revenge for that "experience" -- several days later, she "super glued" his penis to his leg and he had to be carried out in an ambulance.
My boss moved out of that town and doesn't know if they divorced or what ever happened to them, but not the kind of relationship I would want, geezzzz.
all i can say is wow. |
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she should have Tea Cupped him instead
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