I didn't think to ask about particulars...I do know it took a trip to the ER to have it removed.

Ok, He was warned, but to glue him to himself is a little crazy.. Funny but crazy. I think it would have been better to just clean him out and leave..

I don't know if this has been answered yet, but what were the charges? Assault? Battery? Domestic Violence? Did she end up doing time or just get probation?

I also know of a woman years ago (met her in a battered women's group) but her ex had been extremely abusive to her, even made her sleep on the floor by the bed while he had sex with other women. She finally had had enough and had planned her escape, so while he was passed out one night she took Compound W to his "boy toy" and he had something like 27 raw spots on his penis. Then she packed up and took off across country before he ever woke up. I am sure he deserved it, but don't think I could ever have done that. I am sure she made a "memory" in his mind.

If you are referring to my friend, there weren't any charges.

He didn't file a police report?

Nope. He knew he brought it on himself.

After all, he had been warned.

Warning: Look out for speeding vehicles when you're crossing the street.

Threat: If you cheat on me I'm going to superglue your hand to your d____.

Big difference. If a guy were to beat the crap out of his girlfriend because she cheated, he'd go to jail. And, rightfully so. Domestic violence is domestic violence.

Cheating spouses are what we have divorce and alimony for.

Meh. He figured he got what he deserved for getting caught.

I never said he was all that bright...lol

Depends. In Texas, there's an insanity plea that can get you off if you should and kill your spouse while he/she is in bed with another.

Crime of passion. And, that defense doesn't hold up if you commit it after the fact.

True. Not bright, a cheater, but most importantly....a heavy sleeper. Bad combination.

I've always been one about fair warning.

If we're dating, and I catch you cheating I will cut it off. Heck, I can castrate a goat or a cow, it's not that dang big of a deal. Only, I'm nice and give the goat and cow a tetnus shot. Doubtful the guy would get it... Course, now I'm less into the knife but prefer the elasticator (thick rubber band around the nut-sack).

Still falls in to the whole respect issue. I would be totally and utterly enraged if I caught an STD from the guy because he couldn't and wouldn't keep his pecker in his pants. Get out of a relationship if you want to screw around.

Yeah. That combination of things definitely lead to a great deal of embarrassment for him.

I do know that for the next few months, he was a VERY light sleeper...lol