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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 52
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Wed 08/19/09 09:40 AM
devil :tongue: laugh

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Wed 08/19/09 09:41 AM

Roundy rounds on the spot


laugh

but where "he" stops...nobody knows

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Wed 08/19/09 09:43 AM
2 trailer park girls go round me outside
round me outside, round me outside
[Repeat Refrain 1]

[Refrain 2]
Guess whos back, back again
Shadys back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back
Guess who's back...

[Verse 1]
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see Marshall no more they want Shady I'm chopped liver
well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
when I'm rocking the table while he's operating
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back,
I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husbands heart problem's complicating
So the FCC wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on MTV but it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips **** that,
cum on your lips and some on your **** and get ready cuz this ****'s about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits ****
YOU DEBBIE_!

[Chorus X2]
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy,
cuz it feels so empty without me

[Verse 2]
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
they start feeling the prisoners helpless,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*****"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin the air waves a rebel
so let me just revel an bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ***
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my *** you ask for me?
Well I'm back [batman sound]
fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

[Chorus X2]

[Verse 3]
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this **** that ****.
Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your *** kicked
worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards, and Moby
you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since
Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the **** just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, to do Black Music so selfishly
and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me

[Chorus X2]

(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) [X2] "Kids"
bigsmile drinker :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Wed 08/19/09 09:43 AM
yawn

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Wed 08/19/09 09:45 AM
whoa the only rapper that mathers

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Wed 08/19/09 09:46 AM
Condom (w)rappers ????


whoa the only rapper that mathers

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Wed 08/19/09 09:47 AM

whoa the only rapper that mathers
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Wed 08/19/09 09:52 AM


whoa the only rapper that mathers
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:



aside from banana wrappers I guess

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Wed 08/19/09 09:55 AM

Don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
You want me,
Come find me.
Make up your mind.

Should I let you fall?
Lose it all?
So maybe you can remember yourself.
Can't keep believing,
We're only deceiving ourselves.
And I'm sick of the lie,
And you're too late.

Don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
You want me,
Come find me.
Make up your mind.

Couldn't take the blame.
Sick with shame.
Must be exhausting to lose your own game.
Selfishly hated,
No wonder you're jaded.
You can't play the victim this time,
And you're too late.

Don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
You want me,
Come find me.
Make up your mind.

You never call me when you're sober.
You only want it cause it's over,
It's over.

How could I have burned paradise?
How could I - you were never mine.

So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind.

:banana: drinker

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Wed 08/19/09 10:00 AM
You want me,
Come find me.
Make up your mind.



ummmm..What's your address???

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Wed 08/19/09 10:01 AM

You want me,
Come find me.
Make up your mind.



ummmm..What's your address???
69 and Vine Gypsy's House


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Wed 08/19/09 10:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c82rwQ9yFpE

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Wed 08/19/09 10:05 AM
dd,



Every time I hear "maxwell" I want to make love...



he is the new Lutha

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Wed 08/19/09 10:07 AM
Dear diary.............Im still waiting for my breakfastgrumble explode

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Wed 08/19/09 10:07 AM
I want a mommysad

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Wed 08/19/09 10:14 AM
Right about now

the funk soul brutha

right about now

check it now

the funk soul brutha:banana: :banana:

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Wed 08/19/09 10:20 AM
If I stare at the fridge long enough.....food will magically come to me....

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Wed 08/19/09 10:35 AM
Its not working......indifferent

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Wed 08/19/09 10:43 AM

If I stare at ddn122 long enough.....he will magically come for me....

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Wed 08/19/09 10:45 AM


If I stare at ddn122 long enough.....he will magically come for me....

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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