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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 52
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Wed 08/19/09 12:19 AM
I think Im swallowing.........brain matter!!!surprised

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Wed 08/19/09 12:19 AM




Good luck! I'm 260lbs of pure limp fat! I can become dead weight in an instant! laugh


I got guys to help me! I'll just call on Chevy, Thumper, and Pat! I'll just tell them how mean you are to me, and they'll be there in a heart beat! Cause they wuvs me and I'm a gurl! tongue2


Your meaner to me! Who would call me after EVERY Packers game to tell me they lost? YOU! laugh


ME!!!!! cause the packers SUCK!


NONONONONO! The Giants suck more than a cheap hooker on Sunday night laugh Anyway, off to bed with me, Gnight !

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Wed 08/19/09 12:19 AM




Dear diary.......Im thinking of sexy sex again....devil noway scared


I just read that you keep everything private, and then you go say that.

And now i gotta go puke.

Back in a bit..


Back in a bit...or back for a bit??? huh


IN a bit!

You and Gypo can keep your horniness away from me!
But but........what about our black love child????sad noway laugh laugh

chevylover1965's photo
Wed 08/19/09 12:19 AM




set's in the corner eating popcorn and watches.......pitchfork
QUIT WATCHING ME!!!rant laugh laugh
but me love you long time !pitchfork love pitchfork
yadda yadda yadda........thats what they ALL SAY!!frustrated
ya, but i have extend's....lmao

andreajayne's photo
Wed 08/19/09 12:20 AM





Good luck! I'm 260lbs of pure limp fat! I can become dead weight in an instant! laugh


I got guys to help me! I'll just call on Chevy, Thumper, and Pat! I'll just tell them how mean you are to me, and they'll be there in a heart beat! Cause they wuvs me and I'm a gurl! tongue2


Your meaner to me! Who would call me after EVERY Packers game to tell me they lost? YOU! laugh


ME!!!!! cause the packers SUCK!


NONONONONO! The Giants suck more than a cheap hooker on Sunday night laugh Anyway, off to bed with me, Gnight !


g'night chicken chit! hehe

Jess642's photo
Wed 08/19/09 12:20 AM




Dear diary.......Im thinking of sexy sex again....devil noway scared


I just read that you keep everything private, and then you go say that.

And now i gotta go puke.

Back in a bit..


Back in a bit...or back for a bit??? huh


IN a bit!

You and Gypo can keep your horniness away from me!


GAWD!!!!!!!!!! I am not horny....I am attempting diversion tactics so I don't have to pack and stuff to go to a lunatic family funeral!!!!!!!!!slaphead

chevylover1965's photo
Wed 08/19/09 12:20 AM





Good luck! I'm 260lbs of pure limp fat! I can become dead weight in an instant! laugh


I got guys to help me! I'll just call on Chevy, Thumper, and Pat! I'll just tell them how mean you are to me, and they'll be there in a heart beat! Cause they wuvs me and I'm a gurl! tongue2


Your meaner to me! Who would call me after EVERY Packers game to tell me they lost? YOU! laugh


ME!!!!! cause the packers SUCK!


NONONONONO! The Giants suck more than a cheap hooker on Sunday night laugh Anyway, off to bed with me, Gnight !
and you would know this how cloudy ???????huh

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Wed 08/19/09 12:21 AM





set's in the corner eating popcorn and watches.......pitchfork
QUIT WATCHING ME!!!rant laugh laugh
but me love you long time !pitchfork love pitchfork
yadda yadda yadda........thats what they ALL SAY!!frustrated
ya, but i have extend's....lmao
love laugh

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Wed 08/19/09 12:22 AM





Dear diary.......Im thinking of sexy sex again....devil noway scared


I just read that you keep everything private, and then you go say that.

And now i gotta go puke.

Back in a bit..


Back in a bit...or back for a bit??? huh


IN a bit!

You and Gypo can keep your horniness away from me!


GAWD!!!!!!!!!! I am not horny....I am attempting diversion tactics so I don't have to pack and stuff to go to a lunatic family funeral!!!!!!!!!slaphead
Dead people Suck!!!explode

chevylover1965's photo
Wed 08/19/09 12:22 AM
oh, cloudy............
or you trying to tell us some here ????????huh

Dan99's photo
Wed 08/19/09 12:24 AM





Dear diary.......Im thinking of sexy sex again....devil noway scared


I just read that you keep everything private, and then you go say that.

And now i gotta go puke.

Back in a bit..


Back in a bit...or back for a bit??? huh


IN a bit!

You and Gypo can keep your horniness away from me!
But but........what about our black love child????sad noway laugh laugh



I am only capable of having 100% asian children anyway

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Wed 08/19/09 12:24 AM
All this swallowing is.....kinda




























grossnoway

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Wed 08/19/09 12:24 AM






Dear diary.......Im thinking of sexy sex again....devil noway scared


I just read that you keep everything private, and then you go say that.

And now i gotta go puke.

Back in a bit..


Back in a bit...or back for a bit??? huh


IN a bit!

You and Gypo can keep your horniness away from me!
But but........what about our black love child????sad noway laugh laugh



I am only capable of having 100% asian children anyway
DAMMIT!!!!explode sad laugh

chevylover1965's photo
Wed 08/19/09 12:24 AM
you will learn to like it !pitchfork laugh

Jess642's photo
Wed 08/19/09 12:25 AM
Edited by Jess642 on Wed 08/19/09 12:25 AM

Dead people Suck!!!explode



Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! He's the good one...it's the live one's you gotta watch out for...


I have a whole list of responses when the snooty cousins ask what I am doing for work now....

Crash test dummy for apprentice gynocologists.

Pole dancer

Hooker



and do I have a partner...

Am a lesbian

Having an affair with three married men

have decided 20 year olds are the go


I dislike funerals live mental family sucks...grumble


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Wed 08/19/09 12:25 AM

you will learn to like it !pitchfork laugh
Only if you spit whip cream!!!!devil :tongue: :wink: laugh

Dan99's photo
Wed 08/19/09 12:26 AM





Dear diary.......Im thinking of sexy sex again....devil noway scared


I just read that you keep everything private, and then you go say that.

And now i gotta go puke.

Back in a bit..


Back in a bit...or back for a bit??? huh


IN a bit!

You and Gypo can keep your horniness away from me!


GAWD!!!!!!!!!! I am not horny....I am attempting diversion tactics so I don't have to pack and stuff to go to a lunatic family funeral!!!!!!!!!slaphead



ah ok, sorry.

Just keep Gypsy away from me then, we dont need another funeral around here!

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Wed 08/19/09 12:26 AM
Oh crap!!! Muriel??? Is that you???devil noway

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Wed 08/19/09 12:27 AM


Dead people Suck!!!explode



Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! He's the good one...it's the live one's you gotta watch out for...


I have a whole list of responses when the snooty cousins ask what I am doing for work now....

Crash test dummy for apprentice gynocologists.

Pole dancer

Hooker



and do I have a partner...

Am a lesbian

Having an affair with three married men

have decided 20 year olds are the go


I dislike funerals live mental family sucks...grumble


Ya I went to a funeral in june. Yes........the rich snobby cousins all asking me QUESTIONS!!!scared I couldnt wait to get out of there!!!scared

chevylover1965's photo
Wed 08/19/09 12:28 AM

Oh crap!!! Muriel??? Is that you???devil noway
yup, shes back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!surprised

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