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WolfEyez: I'm walking in the woods with a close friend. We see a wolf. The wolf isn't afraid. My analysis: There is too much wolves in your life. 
Its a good thing. Trust me. And you can never have too much wolf. |
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1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you? Kaitlynn ( my granddaughter) 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? Fawn 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? None, we watch it till it leaves. 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it? 2 Story Log Cabin 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? No 6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table, what is on the table? Bouquet of Fresh Flowers 7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? Ceramic Coffee Mug 8. What do you do with the cup? Pick it up and carry it with me. 9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what type of body of water? A running stream. 10. How will you cross the water? By the bridge  
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1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you now. God
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life. a deer 3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. I shot it 4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems. a couple thousand square feet 5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. I own too much property to worry about a fence around my house 6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. dinner and a beer 7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship. coffee cup 8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude. drank coffee 9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. a lake 10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.I didnt have any need to cross it |
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Edited by
misswright
on
Wed 08/05/09 08:47 PM
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1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you? 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it? 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? 6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table, what is on the table? 7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? 8. What do you do with the cup? 9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what type of body of water? 10. How will you cross the water? 1. Mother Nature 2. An Owl 3. We stare in reverent curiosity at each other before he flies off. I follow his path; he's supposed to be wise. 4. Monstrous, an old mansion, vacant and in need of repair. 5. Yes, a beautiful multi-colored stone wall, gated, with a gilded owl emblem on the cold black ironwork. 6. A dust covered tarp, protecting the beauty beneath, a massive oak table left unattended and unappreciated for far too long. 7. A goblet, ornate and ancient. Heavy and marvelous in my long caressing fingers. 8. I raise it skyward and give thanks for my life, for the peace and serenity of this place. 9. The ocean 10. I close my eyes, use my imagination and I can be anywhere I want to be.  They warned us not to do this in our psyche classes. I predict I'm certifiable!
 Why do I never listen to authority figures? I knew it! This was a bad idea. Why did I have to say the damn ocean Now you all know I'm a freak of nature, no pun intended.
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LMAO
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1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you? my shadow 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? a crow 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? I smile and speak hello to it. 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it? not big...cosy. 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? no the forest is around it. 6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table, what is on the table? A feast of fruits and vegetables. 7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? a wine glass 8. What do you do with the cup? pick it up 9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what type of body of water? the ocean 10. How will you cross the water? in a yacht. Answer ALL the questions above you can look down here. | | | | | | | v The ANSWERS 1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you now. 2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life. 3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. 4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems. 5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. 6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. 7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship. 8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude. 9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. 10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be. |
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Does that mean I am one seriously messed up person????
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Does that mean I am one seriously messed up person????
No, it just means you apparently have more of a life than I do |
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Does that mean I am one seriously messed up person????
I hope not because I had alot of your answers...
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Try this and post your results... Psychoanalyze Yourself ! Don't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end. No looking below! Interesting. 1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you? Ans: My son 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? Ans: Bunny 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? Ans:Staring at each other 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it? Ans: Too big and wide... castle 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? Ans: Nope... forrest 6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table, what is on the table? Ans: nothing.. too dusty 7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? Ans: Mug 8. What do you do with the cup? Ans: wash it and brought it in with me 9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what type of body of water? Ans: Lagoon 10. How will you cross the water? Ans: I don't want to... Answer ALL the questions above you can look down here. | | | | | | | v The ANSWERS 1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you now. 2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life. 3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. 4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems. 5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. 6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. 7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship. 8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude. 9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. 10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be. |
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1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you? -My voices.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? -Wolf. 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? -Blank stare. 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it? -Two bedroom apartment for me and my computers. 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? -Could be, if it were a house. 6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table, what is on the table? -Dining table? 7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? -Probably a Slurpee cup. 8. What do you do with the cup? -Pick it up and put it in the trash. 9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what type of body of water? -Pond. 10. How will you cross the water? -Why would I want to cross a pond? --I'm screwed up in the head, and really these type of things always end this way. |
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1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you? I would be alone. I know where I am going. 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? A mountain lioness; my spirit guide. . 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? It shows me her babies. 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it? A big ranger station up high. 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? No; not needed in such a remote place. 6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table, what is on the table? Binoculars, a note, Water, Deer steak, potatoes, greens, and blackberries left for me by my friend. 7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? Granite ware. 8. What do you do with the cup? Leave it alone it belongs there. 9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what type of body of water? A fast cold water river. 10. How will you cross the water? Rope bridge. |
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Edited by
hereformore
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Wed 08/05/09 10:03 PM
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1. my children most important...yes
2. deer size of problems 3. acknnowledgement and move on. awareness of problems 4. medium size, maybe 3 bdrms. in proportion to size. 5. no fence i would agree 6. candles symbolizes peace to me 7. coffee mug durable 8. drink coffee content 9 pond size of desire ummmm....no 10. canoe problems to be solved by me |
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Edited by
IntelligentDesigner
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Wed 08/05/09 11:37 PM
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1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you?
My love 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? A doe 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? She stares at me for a little bit and continues on her way 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it? Approximately 1,250 sq. ft. 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? No 6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table, what is on the table? A bowl of fruit 7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? A coffee mug 8. What do you do with the cup? Pick it up and carry it with me 9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what type of body of water? A lake 10. How will you cross the water? A rowboat ................................... The ANSWERS 1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you now. 2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life. 3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. 4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems. 5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. 6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. 7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship. 8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude. 9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. 10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be. OK, whatever. |
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Edited by
moofooga
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Wed 08/05/09 11:52 PM
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Try this and post your results... Psychoanalyze Yourself ! Don't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end. No looking below! Interesting. 1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you? 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it? 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? 6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table, what is on the table? 7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? 8. What do you do with the cup? 9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what type of body of water? 10. How will you cross the water? Answer ALL the questions above you can look down here. | | | | | | | v The ANSWERS 1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you now. 2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life. 3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. 4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems. 5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. 6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. 7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship. 8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude. 9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. 10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be. 1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you? - My cat. 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? - Raccoon 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? - Clubbing it upon the head and ears with a large tree branch. 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it? - Approximately 1,500 sq. ft. 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? - No. It's surrounded by a moat and four automated chaingun turrets. 6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table, what is on the table? - Guitar picks. 7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? - Stainless steel travel mug. 8. What do you do with the cup? - Punt it out of the yard. 9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what type of body of water? - A moat. 10. How will you cross the water? - Rubber dingy. |
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1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you? my oldest sister 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? a dog 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? i call the dog over and pet it 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it? big. two floors 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? yes 6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table, what is on the table? chicken 7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? teacup 8. What do you do with the cup? bring it inside, put it on the counter 9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what type of body of water? pond 10. How will you cross the water? walk around it |
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Edited by
Snuffulluffuguss
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Thu 08/06/09 01:28 AM
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What does it mean if I got to a very large lake, but wanted to hang out at my new nice-arse house and drink my coffee.
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1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you?
Dan 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? Deer (well it is wat u would expect in the woods!) 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? we just glance at eachother 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it? 3 teir cottage 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? Yes 6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table, what is on the table? Candles 7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? Coffee mug 8. What do you do with the cup? Put it in the sink (isnt that where u put dirty dishes?) 9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what type of body of water? Stream 10. How will you cross the water? Jump 1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you now. Dan 2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life. Deer, overcomable! 3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. We glance at eachother! lol! 4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems. My ambition is right on then! 5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. Wouldnt say i have a closed personality! just like warning! 6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. I am actually very happy! 7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship. Coffee mug, pretty solid 8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude. i put it in sink! how does that relate to my personality?! 9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. A stream, is this meant to mean i have a low sex drive?! Dan will be disappointed lol! 10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be. Jump....its all just steppin stones man... |
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Edited by
FearandLoathing
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Thu 08/06/09 02:24 AM
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I think I topped it for 'most screwed up'. I've always been entirely too logical with these silly things.
Hey IntelligentDesigner, what's up? 
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1. kids
2. dog 3. runs away 4. big 5. no 6. flowers 7. coffee mug 8. leave it 9. lake 10. boat |
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