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| Topic: My Mama always said.... | |
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if you have kids pray its a boy, cause when he gets older you only got to worry about one KoK walkin around.
but if you have a daughter when she gets older, you gotta worry about every single kok in the city |
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...."Don't eat the pointy french fries. They puncture your stomach". And "Don't sit on the cold marble stairs, you'll get a bladder infection". What kind of wisdom did your Mom share with you when you were little? Words of wisdom? Not in my opinion, but the top 3 things she said often (and still does) were: 3 - Don’t air your dirty laundry. 2 - If you’d stop wearing your heart on your sleeve, it wouldn’t get knocked off so much. 1 - If you weren’t always off in your own world, you’d see things the way the rest of us see them. Gee, wonder why I'm a "Daddy's girl"  |
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When your backs against the wall, come out fighting.
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Now Daddy on the other hand, always says:
You are the only person you have to be around all the time, so you better like who you are and how you behave.  |
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you can get stuck on the past cause if you forget to focus on the future youll never look back and like what you see
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Sometimes you gotta fake it to make it
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Use your head for something other thab a hat rack.
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That if I kept making an ugly face then my face would freeze that way.. AND the famous... Eat all your food, there are starving kids in this world! The worst beating of my life occurred when my Mom used that line on me and my reply was " Well even THEY wouldn't eat this crap " |
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Go find one of your brothers and tell them they're looking for you.
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from my dad..
"stay away from that boy.. he's teuched in the head.. he only wants one thing.. and it aint your brain.." my mom "your little brother came from a watermellon seed i ate once.. dont eat the seeds" "you are so smart... now if only you would choose to apply yourself.. i wouldnt worry about you ALL the time.. just most of the time.." |
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Go find one of your brothers and tell them they're looking for you.  Guess you got underfoot a lot!  Nice profile… love the drawings… interesting profession. |
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Oh geeze I dunno If I changed my profile since comming back. Underfoot? Well with 5 brothers and 2 sisters there was always someone underfoot lol.
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...."Don't eat the pointy french fries. They puncture your stomach". And "Don't sit on the cold marble stairs, you'll get a bladder infection". What kind of wisdom did your Mom share with you when you were little? "don't be pulling on your peter.you'll yank it off and end up like your sister,you know she used to be your brother,right?" |
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" I don't have any favorites yet but keep it up and it wont be you."
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don't run barefooted in the grass you'll get ringworm.
don't bite your nails you'll get worms. shoulda woulda coulda gets you nowhere. and my fave.. see ya later alligator in a while crocodile don't be wise bubble eyes |
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"Don't hold your nose while you sneeze you'll blow your brains out through your ears."
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...."Don't eat the pointy french fries. They puncture your stomach". And "Don't sit on the cold marble stairs, you'll get a bladder infection". What kind of wisdom did your Mom share with you when you were little? "don't be pulling on your peter.you'll yank it off and end up like your sister,you know she used to be your brother,right?" I hope that didn't cause any trauma. |
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