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Don't swallow watermelon seeds, you'll grow a watermelon in your stomach.
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"Don't make me get the belt!" Oh wait...that wasn't such a good one...
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my mom gave me one good advice thingy:"never depend on anyone...make something of yourself and be prepared cause then you won't be disappointed when you need help and the excuses are thrown at you why they can't help you"
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my mom said this a lot "I brought you into this world and I can take you out" ...........I was a difficult child I'm glad that I am not the only one who got told that.... 
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"You better behave cause I can always make another one just like you"
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My Grandma used to say
"Lee never wash your underwear with a boys..That's how babies are made..." |
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Sitting so close to the TV will make you blind.
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Stay away from women on the internet That's a pile of crap. There WAS no internet when you were little. As a matter of fact I don't even think there was TV back then. Probably not even radio. You would know you are from that era   No I'm not...I'm 23 
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Don't do that, You'll be crossed-eyed.  
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Sitting so close to the TV will make you blind. Oh we got..."Don't sit too close to the TV...you'll get radiation"... |
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"You better behave cause I can always make another one just like you" Hahahahaha..I love that one!!!!
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Always wear clean underwear....you never know when you will have to go to the hospital...lol
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"Just wait until YOU have kids...it'll come back to you ten fold!"
*I have no idea why she'd say that...I was a perfect little  *
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On finding a woman to marry :Sex ain't everything, Hell dogs do it right out in the street. Find a woman that knows how to cook. Be sure she has good teeth too.
On college and work: If it was easy, everyone would do it. |
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"Just wait until YOU have kids...it'll come back to you ten fold!" *I have no idea why she'd say that...I was a perfect little * Mine always said that if you hold a wooden nickel between your knees that that would never happen....
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The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
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"Its better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it."
"You'll put your eye out!" Now this one comes from my pop in regards to parenting after my son was born. "You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk and the next 16 telling them to.. Shut up and stay put!" |
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One that I heard quite often "If you don't straighten up, I'll crack your a$$ all the way to your kneck"
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Mom, I keep walking around in circles....."Shut-up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor"
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Always wear clean underwear....you never know when you will have to go to the hospital...lol Working in the hospital I'm going to tell you, a lot of people don't. |
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