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I want everyone to post their favorite pick up lines. They can be humorous, serious, or just weird so go on and post!
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like the bi-sexual man said to his girlfriend
bend over and take it like a man 
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if you do not get that stuff picked up it is getting thrown out
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I actually have men say :
"are they real?" LOL. Yea those are the ones I can't date fast enough! |
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Never used them
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Never used them
 Smart man 
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How u doin???
 
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Yo, wanna see my love pole?
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Would you like to see my stoop?
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Fancy a shag and a pizza?
(If the answer is 'no') Ok, just a shag it is. |
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My all time favourite...
"How much does a polar bear weigh?" |
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Almost forgot my favourite -
My mate over there dared me to come over and chat you up. would you mind saving us some time and just go ahead and slap my face? |
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Do you believe in love at 1st site or should i walk by again?
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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
TM |
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Really bad one.... a coworker was telling how good I looked from losing some weight. Another coworker, said "yeah, I'm horny." OMG I about died from embarrassment. He later apologized to me. LOL
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Hey honey, are working or walking?
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Hey honey, are working or walking?
Yep, like that one... Or shake that money maker baby!! |
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Yo, wanna see my love pole? I never  heard that one from you 
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Yo, wanna see my love pole? I never heard that one from you
Now come on... Does that really sound like something I'd say?
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