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Yo, wanna see my love pole? I never  heard that one from you  Now come on... Does that really sound like something I'd say?  No, I guess not 
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How'd you like a sexual experience so intense it would change your political beliefs?
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How'd you like a sexual experience so intense it would change your political beliefs? OH I would LOVE one
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I heard a friend of mine use this one, and it worked.
You might as well f**k me now, because I'm gonna f**k you later whether you're with me or I'm alone. |
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I heard a friend of mine use this one, and it worked. You might as well f**k me now, because I'm gonna f**k you later whether you're with me or I'm alone.  I honestly would lose it if some random guy said that to me 
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How'd you like a sexual experience so intense it would change your political beliefs?   
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Hey, I'm not doing anything tonight, wanna get married?
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I heard a friend of mine use this one, and it worked. You might as well f**k me now, because I'm gonna f**k you later whether you're with me or I'm alone. |
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If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..
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Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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Almost forgot my favourite - My mate over there dared me to come over and chat you up. would you mind saving us some time and just go ahead and slap my face? Love it! |
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down. Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me. Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, and even cancerous tumors! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! |
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Almost forgot my favourite - My mate over there dared me to come over and chat you up. would you mind saving us some time and just go ahead and slap my face?
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how about we do some carpentry work, you lie on the board and i will nail the &&&# out of you
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You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. |
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Would you like some fries with that shake?
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motion to a girl across the bar with your finger, when she walks over to you, say to her........ if i can make you come with one finger what could i do with my whole body!!!
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motion to a girl across the bar with your finger, when she walks over to you, say to her........ if i can make you come with one finger what could i do with my whole body!!! LOL Thats A good one! |
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darlin' your hotter than doughnut grease !
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