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I heard that Krupa just built an addition to his home...........THE THONG ROOM He uses them to slingshit grapes into his dates' mouths. I was told that he as a memorial wall full of bras, panties and thongs....which of course are all used and he smells them before hanging them on the walls |
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***********************KRUPPIE!!!********** Some little tidbits about Krupa: Everything Hugh Hefner lives by today he learned from Krupa- Krupa has a harem-last known total was 47,568,953 ladies... He invented the thong -which was a secret that was supposed to die with me -but I'm revealing in this post- He never drinks light beer... and YES- those were my panties Krup-please give them back...   
The black ones with "Bonnie  Krupa" embroidered on them?
You weren't there last Sunday were you? 
Krup!!!!!  I thought I was Harem leader!!!!!
I can't rightly recall. It was the night he and I had the moonlit moonbounce romp... |
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***********************KRUPPIE!!!********** Some little tidbits about Krupa: Everything Hugh Hefner lives by today he learned from Krupa- Krupa has a harem-last known total was 47,568,953 ladies... He invented the thong -which was a secret that was supposed to die with me -but I'm revealing in this post- He never drinks light beer... and YES- those were my panties Krup-please give them back...
The black ones with "Bonnie Krupa" embroidered on them?
You weren't there last Sunday were you?
Krup!!!!! I thought I was Harem leader!!!!!
I can't rightly recall. It was the night he and I had the moonlit moonbounce romp... I'm going to so kill him! He and I christened that moonbounce last month! 
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I heard that Krupa just built an addition to his home...........THE THONG ROOM He uses them to slingshit grapes into his dates' mouths. BWAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA Oh man! uuuuhhhh honey...you might check your spelling on that one...I just spit soda EVERYWHERE!!!! |
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Edited by
Tootsweet13
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Fri 07/03/09 07:53 AM
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***********************KRUPPIE!!!********** Some little tidbits about Krupa: Everything Hugh Hefner lives by today he learned from Krupa- Krupa has a harem-last known total was 47,568,953 ladies... He invented the thong -which was a secret that was supposed to die with me -but I'm revealing in this post- He never drinks light beer... and YES- those were my panties Krup-please give them back...
The black ones with "Bonnie Krupa" embroidered on them?
You weren't there last Sunday were you?
Krup!!!!! I thought I was Harem leader!!!!!
I can't rightly recall. It was the night he and I had the moonlit moonbounce romp... I'm going to so kill him! He and I christened that moonbounce last month!
That aint' what I heard. He told me you were a through-a-hole-in-the-sheet kinda girl! 
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I heard that Krupa just built an addition to his home...........THE THONG ROOM He uses them to slingshit grapes into his dates' mouths. I was told that he as a memorial wall full of bras, panties and thongs....which of course are all used and he smells them before hanging them on the walls He has a special section-THE PAMELA ANDERSON Wing!!!! 
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I heard that Krupa just built an addition to his home...........THE THONG ROOM He uses them to slingshit grapes into his dates' mouths. BWAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA Oh man! uuuuhhhh honey...you might check your spelling on that one...I just spit soda EVERYWHERE!!!! No leave it - It's funny!  
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I heard that Krupa just built an addition to his home...........THE THONG ROOM He uses them to slingshit grapes into his dates' mouths. BWAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA Oh man! uuuuhhhh honey...you might check your spelling on that one...I just spit soda EVERYWHERE!!!! No leave it - It's funny!
Oh my word!!! I did not notice it! I'll correct it...but you guys already quoted me!!
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That is a mental image forever engraved in my mind....hehehehehehe..now open up while I slingshit this grape into your mouth from across the room.
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That is a mental image forever engraved in my mind....hehehehehehe..now open up while I slingshit this grape into your mouth from across the room.
Make it a Junior Mint and you're on. *opens mouth* Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! |
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Edited by
krupa
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Fri 07/03/09 08:35 AM
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Oooooooooh...that made me twitch! (down there) hehehehehehehe
Well, I am tired of fighting this damned mouse.....bout to jet to wal-mart for a new one then stop at the Lucky Afro beauty supply to pick up some wigs to send to Luvs2RoknRoll for her chemo gig.... I shall return soon honeys. |
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Oooooooooh...that made me twitch! (down there) hehehehehehehe Oh...so "Droop-a" is not an entirely accurate nickname for you then?
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Apparently not....Hell, I hang my hat there when I ain't at work.
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Apparently not....Hell, I hang my hat there when I ain't at work. The secret ingredient in Coke, KFC and Enzyte is Krupa DNA...   
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Apparently not....Hell, I hang my hat there when I ain't at work. The secret ingredient in Coke, KFC and Enzyte is Krupa DNA...
I want my Krupa dna in Holly!!!! |
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The warning on the box of Viagra -"seek emergency medical attention if erection lasts more than 4 hours" is really standard practice for Krupa.... that's why he stands behind all the big machinery at work- so as not to make his coworkers feel bad at all the glorious manhood!
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The warning on the box of Viagra -"seek emergency medical attention if erection lasts more than 4 hours" is really standard practice for Krupa.... that's why he stands behind all the big machinery at work- so as not to make his coworkers feel bad at all the glorious manhood! You know me so well baby! hehehehehehehe So I got Roberta some really cool wigs for her upcoming chemo thing... A natural looking brown and black one that looks like her hair. A silky slut blonde one. A super curly dirtyblonde one with a head band. An electric blue and black pixie bob that is soooo cute. and a magenta and black curly pixie mini-fro! hehehehehehe |
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The warning on the box of Viagra -"seek emergency medical attention if erection lasts more than 4 hours" is really standard practice for Krupa.... that's why he stands behind all the big machinery at work- so as not to make his coworkers feel bad at all the glorious manhood! You know me so well baby! hehehehehehehe So I got Roberta some really cool wigs for her upcoming chemo thing... A natural looking brown and black one that looks like her hair. A silky slut blonde one. A super curly dirtyblonde one with a head band. An electric blue and black pixie bob that is soooo cute. and a magenta and black curly pixie mini-fro! hehehehehehe You're so thoughtful!She'll love them! 
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I hope so.
Anyhoo, gotta attend some chores...will be back for more roasting a lil later....love ya sweet Romy....mmmmmmmmuah! |
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Krupa is so vain that he would like to take his own hand in marriage..
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