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You guys making fun of how old Rara is, did you know, in fact, that Rara when to an antiques auction and people actually bid on him? He can remember when the De@d Sea was just feeling ill? That he drinks formaldehyde just to stay perserved? But seriously, isn't Rara cute, I've seen younger faces on cash, his thighs look like a white Toyota after a hail storm.    I Luvs you too bro.
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  Happy Tuesday Homies
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Rara is a very modest man, with much to be modest about.
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 Modesty is my best policy. 
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Rara is the very best man that civil society has offered us....
So easily he rented me the womenfolk for an hour for nothing more than a pack of cigarettes and an hour on the Atari...(the man got a thing for "Pong")..they were spectacular!....no gag reflex! I was amazed!!!!!! He only pee's on himself when it is neccesary. Plus, the facial hair gives shelter to the field rats during the cold unforgiving winter. Rara is a true humanitarian. Makes me glad that I rented him my sister for a greenish pork steak and a lint covered tic-tac that he was trying to pawn off... |
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  Krupa
Want your sister back? 
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Thank you RARA for being such a great sport this past week and letting us ROAST you
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WELCOME TO MINGLE CELEBRITY ROAST
THE RULES Each week I will select a ROASTEE (the person we get to make fun of). Only I can select who the ROASTEE is for that week. If you have a suggestion on a roastee or would like to be one for a week please email me directly. You can only roast that person during his/her week and not any other member. The ROASTEE in turn gets to roast you back but only he/she can do that. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT ALL MINGLE RULES APPLY TO THIS GAME AS WELL, so please stick to them. NOW LET'S HAVE SOME FUN 
The ROASTEE this week is...................KRUPA |
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Wait a minute....(this wasn't part of my plan)
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are you now backing out?
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Krupa!
Or as we ladies like to call him...DROOP-a. 
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The only thing I can say about Krupa is:"Keep On Rockin Bro".
Will you please take your sister back.
She keeps drinkin` all of my beer.
Oh wait a minute, that could be a "good thing". 
Nevermind
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Thank you RARA for being such a great sport this past week and letting us ROAST you
You are so very welcome Patti. It was fun. Thank you for asking me to be roasted. 
Now if you could just pull the damn forks out.
   (((CUPCAKE)))
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Thank you RARA for being such a great sport this past week and letting us ROAST you
You are so very welcome Patti. It was fun. Thank you for asking me to be roasted.
Now if you could just pull the damn forks out.
(((CUPCAKE)))
COOTER....YOU ARE THE BEST
Fork removal to commence when Holly is here
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Edited by
rara777
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Fri 07/03/09 06:57 AM
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Thank you RARA for being such a great sport this past week and letting us ROAST you
You are so very welcome Patti. It was fun. Thank you for asking me to be roasted.
Now if you could just pull the damn forks out.
(((CUPCAKE)))
COOTER....YOU ARE THE BEST
Fork removal to commence when Holly is here
Allllllll Righteeeeee then
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Edited by
Holly4459
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Fri 07/03/09 07:08 AM
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***********************KRUPPIE!!!**********
Some little tidbits about Krupa: Everything Hugh Hefner lives by today he learned from Krupa- Krupa has a harem-last known total was 47,568,953 ladies... He invented the thong -which was a secret that was supposed to die with me -but I'm revealing in this post- He never drinks light beer... and YES- those were my panties Krup-please give them back...  
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***********************KRUPPIE!!!********** Some little tidbits about Krupa: Everything Hugh Hefner lives by today he learned from Krupa- Krupa has a harem-last known total was 47,568,953 ladies... He invented the thong -which was a secret that was supposed to die with me -but I'm revealing in this post- He never drinks light beer... and YES- those were my panties Krup-please give them back...
The black ones with "Bonnie Krupa" embroidered on them?
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***********************KRUPPIE!!!********** Some little tidbits about Krupa: Everything Hugh Hefner lives by today he learned from Krupa- Krupa has a harem-last known total was 47,568,953 ladies... He invented the thong -which was a secret that was supposed to die with me -but I'm revealing in this post- He never drinks light beer... and YES- those were my panties Krup-please give them back...
The black ones with "Bonnie Krupa" embroidered on them?
You weren't there last Sunday were you? 
Krup!!!!!  I thought I was Harem leader!!!!!
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I heard that Krupa just built an addition to his home...........THE THONG ROOM
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Edited by
Tootsweet13
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Fri 07/03/09 08:08 AM
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I heard that Krupa just built an addition to his home...........THE THONG ROOM He uses them to slingshot grapes into his dates' mouths. |
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