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| Topic: Scorpio's Reverse Lifetime movie..... | |
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She realizes the kids are secure in front of the TV. She grabs the bottle of whiskey...grabs the coke. Makes sure to leave the door un-locked for him. She get's undressed in her and her husbands bedroom and prepares more lines of coke on her wedding picture as she waits for her husbands co-worker to come over and bang her silly.....
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(i hope the hubby comes back in the nick of time and guts her like a fish)
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Is this gonna moved to the Sex and Dating forum???
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Ewwwwwwwwwww I hope not. Keep it simple, soup can, make it pg13 when you get to the forking.
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Meanwhile...her husband sits in his foreman's trailer staring...stunned...at the wedding ring between his fingers. His boss offers him a shot of moonshine in one of those ridiculous paper cups that come with water dispensers. He declines. Shrugging his shoulders, the boss drinks it himself....
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Yeah, we want violence, not sex!!!
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Do it right and make it bloody!!!!!
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Well.. by now the kids have become bored with Sesame Street. They are getting restless. They call for mommy...but they don't know where she is. Unaware that mommy is snorting coke, naked, swigging whiskey and waiting to bet banged by their daddy's co-worker, they commence on looking for a new DVD to play.
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Oh dear, I hope they don't stumble upon mommy and daddy's homemade porn collection!!!
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Bored...they rifle through Veggie Tales, Barney, Finding Nemo, Shrek...all of which they've seen a million times before. Looking more they see an un-marked CD in the back of the pile. Curious...they put it in the DVD unit and push play.....
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Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'm on the edge of my seat!!!
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Meanwhile...they're mom is upstairs getting loaded. She's pulled out her collection of sex toys...wiping em' down with anti-bacterial wipes. Her man is gonna' arrive at any minute. She wants to be ready. She chops up another line....
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Her kids downstairs watch as the screen turns blue...asks for the menu selection. They press play...
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Waiting.....waiting....the suspense is killing me.....
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The kids immediately realize this is not a normal movie. There are no credits...no previews... They focus on the image that appears.. They realize it's their mom. Oh my god...she's naked. They stare at the screen in dis-belief at the other figure. It's a man. He's naked too. It's NOT Dad....
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Oh this is too horrible even for Lifetime!!!!!!!!
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...sure as hell ain't Barney either...
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...sure as hell ain't Barney either...
It would be much worse for the children if it was their mom and Barney...trust me. |
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20 minutes later the kids hear the door open. They immediately stop the movie. They wait to see who came in.
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Meanwhile...at the job site...her husband is granted permission and decides to head home.
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