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And this is where we have to wait until tomorrw night for part 2 of this continuing saga
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Okay, who brought back that douche Scorpio's post? 
Bah, I knew it was you...I was just fishing for an honest answer, man!
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Okay, who brought back that douche Scorpio's post?
Bah, I knew it was you...I was just fishing for an honest answer, man!
 Scorpio just refuses to die, man. I don't get it.
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He's not a zombie is he?????
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He's not a zombie is he?????
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Did the husband kill the b!tch yet?
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I'm not at liberty to give the story away. You have to stay tuned. Gotta' lot of douche to sell here.
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Make sure you get a plug for Tampax. Pun not intended.....
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He has no time to deal with his drunken, lying wife. He's got his kids to support...and it's almost time for him to be at the job site. He pushes past her and heads for the shower. She doesn't realize that he realizes her wedding ring is gone yet. She waits to hear the shower run and then heads for the bottle of whiskey she hides behind the TV...and the 3 grams of coke hidden inside the potted plant....
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Sesame Street occupies the kids in the other room. She chops 3 massive rails of coke on a picture taken at her and her husbands wedding. She inhales the first line...swigs whiskey from the bottle...and leans in to do another line as Snuffaluppaguss's voice comes from the other room....
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Wow, I couldn't do that with Sesame Street playin' in the next room...
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She hears her kids laughing at Sesame Street...then hears the shower turn off. She finishes the lines of coke...takes another swig from the bottle and quickly puts everything back where they were. She pours a cup of coffee she'll never drink and sits at the kitchen table....
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(I hope he notices that white stuff under her nose, the silly cow)
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She hears footsteps coming down the stairs...and then the door opens and slams shut. He's gone. She gets angry...and then relieved. She puts the battery back in the phone and makes a call.
"Yea..." she says to the man on the other end. "He's gone now. We have the whole day..." pause as the voice on the other end speaks. "F*** the kids!" she replies. " They're kids. They don't know what we're doin'..." Another pause. "No ...I want to f*** you NOW!"
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(I'm not sure if I should curse her for being a slatternly mom or commend her on being a hot, feisty biotch)
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Big Bird says something on the TV. The kids laugh. She's sooo happy, knowing Big Bird is a great babysitter. She heads for the surprise hiding in the potted plant and waits for her guest to come over.
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(burn the whore burn the whore burn the whore!!!!)
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Some time later, at the job site, her husband is distracted as he operates the back hoe. His mind is drifting. The foreman notices. Concerned he approaches him...motions for him to turn off the machine. The back hoe becomes silent.
"We need to talk." his foreman says as he motions him to come down....
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LOL "potted plant"
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