The smell of vinegar is overwhelming. I'm going to grab something to eat til you get back.......

Let the movie resume

Right on! But first I gotta' check some things here, O.K.? I've been gone for three days and during that time we've gotten a bunch of snow...and I've had the heat off while I was gone. I need to make sure everything is in place...talk to Ruth, and we'll get on with this!

can I get a synopsis?

O.K. Last we left off...that evil Biotch was makin' it with her husbands co-worker while her children listen in the hallway. This happens moments after seeing a home-made porn of their mom boning the same strange man that is now in the bedroom. Mean while, elsewhere...the husband is nursing a Bushmill's in the local bar and thinking moments after leaving his job site after his boss shows him the wedding ring that belongs to his wife dropped by his co-worker in the passenger side of his boss's truck. Is this a fair synopsis so far?

The kids are standing in the hallway listening to the action goin' on in the bedroom between their mom and the strange man...NOT Dad. The noise is terrifying to them...loud banging and sreaming. If the kids were hipped to what is really goin' on in there due to the video they had stumbled on earlier they woulda' assumed their mom was being beaten up..or even being killed by the strange man...

Meanwhile...in a tavern across town...the husband is still un-decided as to what to do. He orders another Bushmill's...reaches for his cell phone. He starts dialing...

In the bedroom, later...after the first wave of wild sex, the mom and the strange man commence is getting loaded. They take deep swigs from the whiskey bottle and commence in consuming the huge pile of coke ...laying it out line by massive line on the family picture.

Meanwhile...the bartender has set a fresh Bushmill's in front of the husband. A double. He raises the phone to his ear. It's ringing...

A sleepy voice answers on the other end after 8 rings. "yea?" it asks sleepily.

"Jim?"

"YeaH" the voice on the other end confirms...

"Get the f** up, man." the husband says. "I need yr help..."

Jim is a friend of the husbands. They've known each other since they both served in the marines together and fought in Greneda. Jim is a weapons expert....

(A collective sigh from the Peanut gallery....this is getting good, weapons!!!! yayyyy)

He gives him the low-down on the situation. Explains about his evil biotch of a wife...the wedding ring...the drinking and drug use...the whole trip.....

(break for Midol commercial...)

O.K. for the un-initiated I highly recommend starting this thread from the beginning...O.K.?

O.K. Everybody up to speed on the story now? Shall I continue....?

Please do.....

After the husband runs down his situation Jim says " I'll come meet you and we'll figure this out. Where ya' at? "
The husband gives him the name of the tavern, hangs up the phone and drinks his double Bushmills.

Meanwhile...back at the house...

The wife and the Other Dad are preparing to f*** again. She starts to go down on him, hesitates, ...grabs the bottle of whiskey. She takes a deep pull, hands him the bottle. He does the same as she bends her head down to him.

(It'd be hilarious if she made a mistake and bit it off.....)