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Topic: Scorpio's Reverse Lifetime movie.....
Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 02/13/10 02:01 PM
LOL "potted plant" Hold on...it's gonna' get good! I promise!

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 02/13/10 02:07 PM
"What's up boss?" he says as he's seated inside the foreman's trailer. "You seem distracted , son. Anything wrong?" No, no sir" He lies. He then asks. "Why? What's goin' on?" His boss lets out a big sigh....and then begins. "O,K. Son, yr job performance has been really poor lately. You come in here looking like Sh**, yr not concentrating...you were 30 minutes late today...again, and...I found this earlier." His boss lays the wedding ring on the desk.

janeh Joined Wed 03/18/09 Posts: 189	Sat 02/13/10 02:10 PM
dadadadumm.... It needed a little music

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 02/13/10 02:16 PM
"Where did you find THAT?" he asks. The foreman looks at him and says.."Ya' know our young recruit we hired last week? Well...he lost his license cuz' of a DUI. I've been picking him up every morning to come here." He scans the mans face looking for a reaction, but sees nothing. "It fell out of his pocket. He doesn't realize it. He was just reachin' for a pack of smokes and it fell out. I immediately recognized it was yr wife's from the catalog pictures you showed me before ya' bought it. I put 2 and 2 together..."

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 02/13/10 02:25 PM
"...and he just bolted." he continues. "Gotta' call. Said it was a family emergency or something."....

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Sat 02/13/10 02:25 PM
(the biotch is goin' down and this time she ain't gonna like it)

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 02/13/10 02:30 PM
Meanwhile...back at the house...

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 02/13/10 02:40 PM
Sorry...another douche commercial..... "Fresh as a Summer rain" says the girl riding a horse in the meadow.....

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Sat 02/13/10 02:41 PM
Okay...okay...she has a clean nether region, on with the story, man, I need this more than my other 2 addictions!!!

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32401	Sat 02/13/10 02:43 PM
What about some cleaning supply commercials? Where's the bald guy who mops the floors???

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 02/13/10 02:44 PM
What about some cleaning supply commercials? Where's the bald guy who mops the floors??? That's, uh...Mr. Clean, Ruth!

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Sat 02/13/10 02:44 PM
Mr. Clean Mr. Clean.....something something....Mr. Clean. I like the Windex ones, where the bids fly into the windows?

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 02/13/10 02:45 PM
Mr. Clean Mr. Clean.....something something....Mr. Clean. I like the Windex ones, where the bids fly into the windows? Yea...that one is cool too. Kinda' cruel, but.....

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32401	Sat 02/13/10 02:46 PM
Riiiight...Mr. Clean! I need that dude at my house NOW!

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 02/13/10 02:46 PM
Mr. Clean IS the man...behind that shine. Is it WET?...or is it DRY?

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Sat 02/13/10 02:47 PM
I need Mrs. Butterworth's. I wanted waffles this morning, but noooooo.....

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32401	Sat 02/13/10 02:48 PM
Or the lady with the pine scented ****. She'll do. I just need SOMEONE!

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 02/13/10 02:48 PM
O.K. Ready for what's next?

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32401	Sat 02/13/10 02:49 PM
Yeah, screw the kitchen floor.....go on!

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Sat 02/13/10 02:50 PM
Bring it, soup can!!!