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| Topic: Scorpio's Reverse Lifetime movie..... | |
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I told you I care too much!!!!!! Don't judge me!!!!! Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, to answer the question, sure, why not? Carry on. 
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Hey, did we get to the part where the drunk wife meets my drunk boyfriend,while he is living with me, and they sneak and hide it from everyone for months. All the while the bf loses jobs because of his drinking and uses my money to take her to dinners and motels.
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The wife drives home. Her husband is up. She can see the kitchen light on as she pulls in the driveway.
"Dammit" she thinks as she gathers up her purse and quickly thinks of the lie she's gonna' think up and ask her children to verify too....She turns to look at their innocent faces and begins to address them.... 
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"O. K. Kids..." she's speaking...thinking quickly at the same time. The kids are confused...look scared...
"Dammit...listen to me!" she says...and then in the next breath..."Tell Daddy we had a flat tire...O.K? We had a flat...got a ride from a kind stranger and we stayed at a nice hotel...O.K?" She quickly takes out her cell phone and removes the battery, takes a deep breath...and prepares to give an Oscar winning performance.
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(waits with baited breath)
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Now I am sitting on the edge of my chair
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They enter the house. He's sitting at the kitchen table...un-shaven, coffee cup in front of him. The kids run toward him screaming "Daddy, daddy..." and hug him. He hugs em' both...looking over their shoulders at his guilty looking wife still standing in the doorway. Her hands are still in her coat pocket....
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(more more more more!!!!!!)
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He recognizes her look. He's seen it to many times before. His heart is breaking as he still clutches his kids...careful not to say anything in front of them. She opens her mouth and begins her lie.
"Oh God honey...I'm sooo sorry. You wouldn't believe what happened..."
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(from the Peanut gallery)
stone her! stone her! stone her! |
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She slowly...cautiously walks into the kitchen. The kids run into the other room...oblivious to the tension. They commence in watching Sesame Street.
She steps towards him. He can smell the whiskey on her from 3 feet away. He looks away from her, un-able to look at her face... He hangs his head in despair as she continues the lie....
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(I hope he's concealing a small blade, ready to perform a heart-ectomy in seconds)
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"We had a flat...and my phone went dead, see" She pulls out the useless cell phone out of her coat pocket...and as she does the battery she tried to conceal gets caught in the cuff of her coat, gets lifted out of her pocket...falls out and crashes on the floor with an ominous crash. Everything falls silent. She's been caught in a lie..
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What a b*tch!
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(silly b!tch i hope he rips her a new one) |
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O.K. Douche commercial. Talk amongst yr selves for a bit....
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O.K. Douche commercial. Talk amongst yr selves for a bit....
Mom, do you ever feel.....not so fresh? |
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He looks at the cell phone battery on the floor. She stammers...ready to make up yet another story. Wary of the kids in the other room he mumbles in a low voice "You just shut the F*** up." She reaches down to pick up the battery. THAT'S when he then notices the missing ring. (ominous organ music here...)
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Okay, who brought back that douche Scorpio's post?
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Okay, who brought back that douche Scorpio's post?
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