I would like to add to this...

DOG SCHOOL IS IN!

Professor Andy B Hounding PHd is now in class!

Everyone finish sniffing each others' backsides and take your seats...


I can't count all the times women would date me and then tell me we were just friends while dating. Now there is a big difference between "dating" and "going out." I go out with friends, I date women I am trying to found a relationship with. Then when I get told this I am told several very unflattering things about me like "I just don't turn her on," or "I got to speak Spanish" or some other weak excuse.

Dog School: That is called "Jerking My Leash."


Now with that aside how about this one?
I ask a woman repeatedly to go out and she gives me nothing but noncommittal answers so I stop. Then suddenly I am a jerk and a bastard.

Dog School: That is called "Hanging Me By My Leash."

Also there were times when I was told I was not man enough yet when it came time to help them they come to me pleading. I'm good enough to do their dirty work but not good enough for them.

Dog School: "DOG SLED DRIVER!"

And then there is the ones who flatly want a man to support them.

Dog School: Fluffy Cottontails.

Then there were the ones who get mad at me for looking at their bodies. Suddenly I am disrespecting them:

Dog School: "Tail Dragger." Women acting like that drive me away faster than a dog running from the dog catcher. That is one woman with nothing BUT issues I want nothing to do with.

Then there were the ones dating other men behind my back:

Dog School: "Tail Swinger" or "High Tail" because she will lift it for any male sniffing at her backside. The words 'Ho' and 'Playa' come to mind.

Then were the ones who tried to change me...

Dog School: "Obedience Trainer." Sorry but you cannot give a adult dog obedience training.

Then there were the ones demanding I become part of their religion for me to be with them...

Dog School: "Inbred Pack Member" or "Sheeple". Either way, no way!

Also there are the ones who from day one were talking marriage...

Dog School: "Caniving B-itch in Heat!" These are the ones to stay away from at all costs. I hate coming across this flavor of woman under any circumstances. They act like they already got a leash on us the moment they meet us.

With dating things are stacked against us men. I have my nice side but I am not about to expose too much of it. You can only burn your finger so many times before you finally learn your lesson. I learned mine living in Los Angeles most of my life.

My goal is to get rich enough to not have to work any more and depend on the government to take care of me in my retirement years. If I have to do this alone then I am all about me. I will do the same things women did to me over the years. the only exception to this is if someone helps me make it to the top. That is the one woman I would stand by because it was not about the money but founding a partnership that benefited us both and contributed to the household's growth. So where is the "I" in team? Women sure seem to (generally speaking and the numbers do not lie) think there is one somewhere in a team.

Many women today just don't seem to get it that they live by a total double standard and I am not stupid enough to let them have my cake and it it too.

I love this line...

I have had it used on me and it also is a Janet Jackson song...

"What have you done for me lately?"

Funny how women say we don't appreciate the small things yet us guys could be doing everything behind the scenes to promote their happiness and yet it never is enough. Money always becomes an issue. And then enter religion.

So does this give you a glimpse as to why us men come off as so honked up and attitude laden?

I've bent over backwards to the point of breaking and it never was enough.

I love it when women go men are so mean!

It is a smokescreen for how vicious and mean hearted women can be.

Consider it our counterbalance, our yin to your yang.



Hugs and kisses!



And by the way, just because people are dating does not mean anything. When a woman takes my name she is either part of the team or not married to me. I never got married because I understood early on exactly how much of a commitment is really is and people take it far too flippantly these days.

My ultimate goal is to be surrounded by happiness and not other peoples' inability to make happiness for themselves and others.

People are so fixated by what they think is nice and polite that they fail to see how cold the world is.

So NO my goal is not to make women cry. Women have made me cry more than enough. Reciprocate!

Oh that may be too big a word for a lot of women to understand.