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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 37 | |
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Biker.......
I think You write the songs that make the whole world sing!!! 
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WHAAAAAAHHHH!!! Its a nice dat to FART AGAINNNNN!!!
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<------becomes a Bikeranalo!!!
 
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Ok I gotta fly!!! Work calls!!!
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Hey little blister I think you're undermanned hey little blister the joke is in your hand hey little blister SHOTGUN! Its a nice day to show your teener, its a nice day for a white wiener.
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Hey little blister what have you done oooohhh oooohhh hey little blister too small to have fun oooohhh oooohhh hey little blister think your superman, hey little blister seen bigger ones in a sardine can hey little blister SHOTGUN! Its a nice day to quit bein a beaner its a nice day for a white wiener. |
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Hey little blister you call that a d!ck, hey little blister you've never had a chick. Hey little blister SHOTGUN! Its a nice day for a white wienerrrr!!! Its a nice day to fart again. |
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Hey little blister I think you're undermanned hey little blister the joke is in your hand hey little blister SHOTGUN! Its a nice day to show your teener, its a nice day for a white wiener.
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 hello everyone
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Dear Diary,
Eagles may soar...but weasels don't get caught in jet engines. |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo
its a full moon it looks pretty cool sunset/moonrise a little while ago that was cool went to the gas station an saw the view sigh.......... tunes on the radio ........ windy road , cool lil drive into the sunset on the way down...... an into the moon rise on the way home .... wow ..... sigh........ an that was the highlight of my week 
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Dear diary........Ive decided Im in love with.....
my shower head WALTEC!!! 
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Oh and my fabulous tube of A535!!! Who knew I could love an antiphlogistine in cream form???
 
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My priorities sure have changed in the last few years!!
Please pass the analgesics and pulsating hot water!!
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My priorities sure have changed in the last few years!!
Please pass the analgesics and pulsating hot water!!
And the duct tape! |
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Dear Diary;
Feeling pretty depressed today; I found out my ex gf has a new bf, which I heard thru the grape vine. I know I should be happy for her and not feel this way, but its hard not to. |
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My priorities sure have changed in the last few years!!
Please pass the analgesics and pulsating hot water!!
And the duct tape!
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because your to damn hairy !!!!
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Dear Diary; Feeling pretty depressed today; I found out my ex gf has a new bf, which I heard thru the grape vine. I know I should be happy for her and not feel this way, but its hard not to. 
<-----gives cloudy a cat to cuddle!!! |
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My priorities sure have changed in the last few years!!
Please pass the analgesics and pulsating hot water!!
And the duct tape!
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