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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 37
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:21 AM
Maybe you want me to meet your PARENTS!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:23 AM
I think its from over use of toilet paper when I had diarrhea You need some Charmin!!! Its pillowy soft!!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 05/02/09 01:24 AM
I think thats too rough too. I can't believe I'm talking about my bum at 4am lol

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:26 AM
I think thats too rough too. I can't believe I'm talking about my bum at 4am lol Cloudy.........do you have any idea how many naked bums Ive see today??? Ive seen so much skin.....and naughty bits.......and maybe you shouldnt rub so hard!!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 05/02/09 01:28 AM
I try to be thorough

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:30 AM
Oi!!! oK........go have your self a sitz bath...... or here is a thought. Put some baking soda in your bath and sit in it for awhile.......then..........wear loose clothing. AND QUIT SCRATCHING YOUR BUM!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:31 AM
Dear diary.........why am I always the one to tell people to QUIT SCRATCHING THEIR BUM????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:32 AM
Do I have a sign on my head that says???? Do you have a itchy bum???? Let me tell you.........QUIT SCRATCHING YOUR BUM!!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 05/02/09 01:33 AM
It must be the Nurse in you

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:34 AM
Im tired of being the nurse..........

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 05/02/09 01:35 AM
You should pet your cats, they will make you feel better! Esp the one that runs around the yard like a werido

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:38 AM
You should pet your cats, they will make you feel better! Esp the one that runs around the yard like a werido Shadowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! You didnt see it on the video......but our eyes "locked" and he came running to me. He does that all the time.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:39 AM
Shadow looked at me like this------->

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 05/02/09 01:40 AM
You should pet your cats, they will make you feel better! Esp the one that runs around the yard like a werido Shadowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! You didnt see it on the video......but our eyes "locked" and he came running to me. He does that all the time. So the one staring at you was Smokey? I thought it was funny that Shadow didn't run directly to you, oh no! He has to run around the whole yard THEN run into the door.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:40 AM
and yes I am turning into the crazy cat lady!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:41 AM
You should pet your cats, they will make you feel better! Esp the one that runs around the yard like a werido Shadowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! You didnt see it on the video......but our eyes "locked" and he came running to me. He does that all the time. So the one staring at you was Smokey? I thought it was funny that Shadow didn't run directly to you, oh no! He has to run around the whole yard THEN run into the door. He was in the neighbours yard. There is a fence all the way around. Yes......smokey was staring at me.

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 05/02/09 01:43 AM
Oh ok, i didn't see the fence at all. The look on Smokey's face was like "Oh God, shes got the camera out, just sit here and roll over"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:46 AM
I think their fence is made out of chicken wire or something lame.

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 05/02/09 01:48 AM
I wish my cats were as fun to watch as yours are outside. When my Mom lets them out, Squeeker starts grazing in the grass, Snowball just yells at random objects and Thor goes and hides under the bed

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:50 AM
I wish my cats were as fun to watch as yours are outside. When my Mom lets them out, Squeeker starts grazing in the grass, Snowball just yells at random objects and Thor goes and hides under the bed Mine normally do acrobatic ninja feats!!! Its hilarious. But by the time I get the camera........its too late!!!