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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 37
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 12:45 AM
Thank God its expensive so you cant come here! hahaha Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Im coming dan!!!! Im coming to GET YOU!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 12:45 AM < continued from this topic > < part one of this topic is here >
OH CRAP!!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 05/02/09 12:48 AM
Thank God its expensive so you cant come here! hahaha Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Im coming dan!!!! Im coming to GET YOU!!! Tell me when you are coming and i will visit Canada that week

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 12:48 AM
Dear diary.........why do we have so many threads that say......."Why do guys do this...." "Why do women do this"????? I WILL TELL YOU WHY.......... BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ****ED UP!!!! AND BY ASKING A FORUM.........WHY???????????????????? Im just as stupid as I was before!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 12:49 AM
Thank God its expensive so you cant come here! hahaha Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Im coming dan!!!! Im coming to GET YOU!!! Tell me when you are coming and i will visit Canada that week Ohhhhhhhhhh No!!!! You and pinky are going to take me to the Queens house and we shall have tea and crumpets!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 12:50 AM
And we are going to have bangers and mash and mushy peas...........sounds fabulous!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 12:50 AM
AND IM GOING TO FREAKING LOVE IT!!!!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Sat 05/02/09 12:59 AM
Just wipe your bull poop stained shoes, first. They don't take to kindly to those kinds of shenanigans in the UK, you know?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 05/02/09 12:59 AM
Thank God its expensive so you cant come here! hahaha Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Im coming dan!!!! Im coming to GET YOU!!! Tell me when you are coming and i will visit Canada that week Ohhhhhhhhhh No!!!! You and pinky are going to take me to the Queens house and we shall have tea and crumpets!!! Ok then. Maybe after we can go for a beer with the Prime Minister. Then finish of the night with the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:05 AM
Thank God its expensive so you cant come here! hahaha Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Im coming dan!!!! Im coming to GET YOU!!! Tell me when you are coming and i will visit Canada that week Ohhhhhhhhhh No!!!! You and pinky are going to take me to the Queens house and we shall have tea and crumpets!!! Ok then. Maybe after we can go for a beer with the Prime Minister. Then finish of the night with the Archbishop of Canterbury. But of course!!!! and I want to sword fight with those sword fighting guys in a real castle!!!! And then we all can go to the pub with whatever is left of the SEX PISTOLS!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:08 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandddddddddd hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee issssssssssssssssssssssssssss SCOTTY!!!! With his 78934789324789324 drunken emails.......I dont know if I can sleep at night without them!!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 05/02/09 01:09 AM
Dear Diary; Are hemorrhoids like pimples on your butt? I'm beginning to think I don't have those, but something else. And of course by something else I mean things that will kill me and eat me from the inside out like cancer

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:11 AM
Dear Diary; Are hemorrhoids like pimples on your butt? I'm beginning to think I don't have those, but something else. And of course by something else I mean things that will kill me and eat me from the inside out like cancer I think you should take a picture of them and post them on Mingle 2!!!! For the correct diagnosis!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:12 AM
Dear diary.......why is cloudy looking at his bum???? Maybe we should ALL be looking at our bums with mirrors???

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 05/02/09 01:14 AM
Because my bum itches like crazy, and when i scratch it it bleeds

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:16 AM
Because my bum itches like crazy, and when i scratch it it bleeds Did you put a mirror down there???? Tell you what......do you have a flash light??? I have a sneaking suspicion.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:18 AM
Sounds like you have WORM BUM!!! Here is what you do.........seriously. You have to go into a very dark room with a flashlight.......and check to see if you have worms. They dont show up unless you are in a very dark room with a flashlight on it. Poking their little heads out!!!! Sayyyyyyyyyyyyy HI!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:19 AM
Dear diary..........sometimes I cant believe the things I post!!! But what I say is true............wormmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmms!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/02/09 01:21 AM
Ummmmmmmmmmmm yes!!! Im great at parties and very LARGE FAMILY GATHERINGS TOO!!! Got a wedding? Funeral to go to????? I can talk wormmmmmmmmmms!!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 05/02/09 01:21 AM
I think its from over use of toilet paper when I had diarrhea