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Topic: Boobs
tanyaann's photo
Sat 04/25/09 02:26 PM
So, I have boobs.
So does just over half the population on earth
and if you count the guys with moobs
Well over half.

Do you need to stare at a body part
That makes milk for babies.
Because I talk from my mouth
Not my breats.

Is it really necessary for you
To partically break your neck
To look at the anorexic barbie doll walking by.
Can you honestly said you are looking at her
Because you want to know her opinion on world hunger.

Oh wait! You just might
If she was a beauty contestant
That will end her answer with
'All I want is world peace!'

Tanya 4-25-2009

JustcallmeJohn's photo
Sat 04/25/09 02:36 PM
I'm guessing you've had a hard day?


Sorry some of us people are jerks.

tanyaann's photo
Sat 04/25/09 02:38 PM

I'm guessing you've had a hard day?


Sorry some of us people are jerks.


No, not a hard day. Just been writing about this topic lately. Kinda a 'girl power' theme lately. Can't always judge by the poetry written. Though it can be a good indicator.

Thanks for reading and commenting! flowerforyou

MichaelATL44's photo
Sat 04/25/09 02:45 PM
Hi Tanya,

No offense intended but your post reminded me of this:

"“Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.”


tanyaann's photo
Sat 04/25/09 04:11 PM

Hi Tanya,

No offense intended but your post reminded me of this:

"“Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.”




rofl No offense taken! rofl

ArtGurl's photo
Sat 04/25/09 04:13 PM

Hi Tanya,

No offense intended but your post reminded me of this:

"“Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.”




oh geez

"Welcome to the Jungle" ... blaring from her boobs

rofl rofl rofl

tanyaann's photo
Sat 04/25/09 04:16 PM
Edited by tanyaann on Sat 04/25/09 04:17 PM


Hi Tanya,

No offense intended but your post reminded me of this:

"“Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.”




oh geez

"Welcome to the Jungle" ... blaring from her boobs

rofl rofl rofl



'welcome to the jungle. we got fun and games' roflroflroflroflroflrofl

MichaelATL44's photo
Sat 04/25/09 04:26 PM
I have a feeling I would be spending most of my time scrolling the song list!


tanyaann's photo
Sat 04/25/09 04:27 PM

I have a feeling I would be spending most of my time scrolling the song list!




Oh oh oh! whoa

Eddiemma's photo
Sat 04/25/09 04:34 PM
Mmmm. a new toy to sing me to sleep.. Pillows that play music,, I love the concept...biggrin

I would like to see them during a drum solo.. Get them a bouncing..rofl



Then playing-
Tune in Tokyo!! --would be ok right?:thumbsup:

tanyaann's photo
Sat 04/25/09 04:36 PM
On my gosh! My poetry thread has took a wrong turn! noway ohwell

ArtGurl's photo
Sat 04/25/09 04:39 PM

I would like to see them during a drum solo.. Get them a bouncing..rofl




ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa ............ WIPE OUT! :tongue:






ArtGurl's photo
Sat 04/25/09 04:39 PM

On my gosh! My poetry thread has took a wrong turn! noway ohwell


Seems to be that kind of day darlin ...


I always enjoy reading you! flowers

tanyaann's photo
Sat 04/25/09 04:40 PM


On my gosh! My poetry thread has took a wrong turn! noway ohwell


Seems to be that kind of day darlin ...


I always enjoy reading you! flowers


Thanks! flowers


offtopic I guess it goes to prove that my poem is right... boys are distracted by the boobs! :laughing:

ArtGurl's photo
Sat 04/25/09 04:42 PM



On my gosh! My poetry thread has took a wrong turn! noway ohwell


Seems to be that kind of day darlin ...


I always enjoy reading you! flowers


Thanks! flowers


offtopic I guess it goes to prove that my poem is right... boys are distracted by the boobs! :laughing:



Not always! Now quit that generalizing girlfriend .... sometimes they are distracted by butts! laugh

tanyaann's photo
Sat 04/25/09 04:43 PM


Not always! Now quit that generalizing girlfriend .... sometimes they are distracted by butts! laugh


rofl*claps hands*rofl

ArtGurl's photo
Sat 04/25/09 04:50 PM



Not always! Now quit that generalizing girlfriend .... sometimes they are distracted by butts! laugh


rofl*claps hands*rofl



laugh

JustcallmeJohn's photo
Sat 04/25/09 06:46 PM
Hey sometimes it's just a smile or a flirtatious look.


But mostly T'n'A yeah.


I'm into the poetry it did seem like there was a recent bad experience that brought it up.


And hey not only are girls against it, I mean yeah I've caught myself staring once or twice. Then again When I wear shorts I get the same thing from my female friends. {or tight pants}


lol.

no photo
Sat 04/25/09 08:05 PM




On my gosh! My poetry thread has took a wrong turn! noway ohwell


Seems to be that kind of day darlin ...


I always enjoy reading you! flowers


Thanks! flowers


offtopic I guess it goes to prove that my poem is right... boys are distracted by the boobs! :laughing:



Not always! Now quit that generalizing girlfriend .... sometimes they are distracted by butts! laugh


You two are cracking me up!!!! Tanya and G-Gurl, you two ladies behave now and put those iPods back where they belong. In your bras! :heart:

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 04/25/09 08:09 PM



On my gosh! My poetry thread has took a wrong turn! noway ohwell


Seems to be that kind of day darlin ...


I always enjoy reading you! flowers


Thanks! flowers


offtopic I guess it goes to prove that my poem is right... boys are distracted by the boobs! :laughing:


Sorry....you were saying something?

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