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Topic: most excrutiating pain
Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Tue 04/21/09 08:42 PM
Roadrash feels like a stinging screaming sunburn from hell. Hurts to move. YES! For the weeks and weeks, those nasty sadistic b*tches, formerly know as loving nurses, continue to have to rescrub....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/21/09 08:45 PM
So yeah, uh after being shot, stabbed and struck by lightning- my root canals were just a brisk walk in the park to me.

Redshirt Joined Tue 02/26/08 Posts: 2109	Tue 04/21/09 08:45 PM
Well it came in two stages. When my fingures got caught in a printing press....and then the first time they changed the bandages. OUCH!!!!!!

samauribaby Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 479	Tue 04/21/09 08:48 PM
Having gravel rash scrubbed out with a wooden scrubbing brush... ouch! oh,oh, i got one... paper cut in your EYE! Not trying to be a smart alek. How the heck did that happen? it didnt happen to me... but there has to be someone out there... where are you papercut eye guy???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/21/09 08:50 PM
Going to get my taxes prepared hurt a little.

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Tue 04/21/09 08:52 PM
Going to get my taxes prepared hurt a little. Now, thats a paper cut!

samauribaby Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 479	Tue 04/21/09 08:52 PM
bikini wax is pretty painful but pays off in the end hee,hee,hee

samauribaby Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 479	Tue 04/21/09 08:53 PM
Going to get my taxes prepared hurt a little. Now, thats a paper cut!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/21/09 08:54 PM
Paper cut in the eye guys got nothing on the kicked in the groin guy. I can feel it.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/21/09 08:58 PM
But I'm betting grandmas fall and broken hip has got paper cut in the eye guy and kicked in the groin guy hands down which is what she should have did in the first place.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/21/09 09:03 PM
But my moneys on the nearsighted guy who tried to phalsh tube a raccoon thinking it was a gerbil. You just know that hadda hurt.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/21/09 09:15 PM
GET IN THERE!!! OUCH!!!

JustcallmeJohn Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 60	Tue 04/21/09 09:18 PM
I think I might take this one. I was twelve years old my brother shot my in the right knee, Popped the kneecap right off then back on, Had to stitch it myself with a bent sewing needle and fishline. Glancing shot went left to right. The real ***** was not being able to tell anyone and having only tylenol for the pain. try limping for three months and "playing" soccer with no excuses!.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/21/09 09:19 PM
But let's not leave out porcupine wrestling guy. He's still got a shot.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/21/09 09:24 PM
But bad casting fishermans girlfreind who hooked her ear is out of the running.

nolaking Joined Wed 03/25/09 Posts: 270	Tue 04/21/09 09:26 PM
a broken heart,, pain last long and hurt deep to the soul.

EZ4Sheezy Joined Tue 01/20/09 Posts: 4694	Tue 04/21/09 09:28 PM
But let's not leave out porcupine wrestling guy. He's still got a shot. or porcupine wrestling pit bull

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/21/09 09:33 PM
Wow! Just wow. This is thread of the millenium. We got the good lord our saviors attention and a pit bull that doesn't give up. Wow!

JustcallmeJohn Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 60	Tue 04/21/09 09:35 PM
You know what my friend actually has it he just told me the story of how he lost his virginity again. To his cousin. His dad and uncle beat the Sh!t out of him for like three weeks straight!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/21/09 09:37 PM
I'm just a lowly longhairedbiker. I'm not worthy.